What's the most banal or vapid thing you've said or heard recently?

russell664 · 6 Nov 2014 at 15:20

I say old bean!

gjrc · 6 Nov 2014 at 15:34

can i **** you off

stupid question right?

tom_e · 6 Nov 2014 at 15:36

gjrc said:
can i **** you off

stupid question right?

And your answer of course was "NO! Be gone you filthy wench!" Right?

wingman · 6 Nov 2014 at 15:37

Hair cut thing gets me.

Every. Time.

mrk · 6 Nov 2014 at 15:38

Someone in the lift at work asked if I was "going down?"

The building only has 2 floors.

We were on the 1st floor.

elmarko · 6 Nov 2014 at 15:38

"Wearing a coat?" - while wearing a coat in weather it's normal to wear one.

mrk said:
Someone in the lift at work asked if I was "going down?"

The building only has 2 floors.

We were on the 1st floor.

Must be secret code & you actually scored.

InvaderGIR · 6 Nov 2014 at 15:39

mrk said:
Someone in the lift at work asked if I was "going down?"

The building only has 2 floors.

We were on the 1st floor.

They weren't talking about the lift.

oWWWWW

mrk · 6 Nov 2014 at 15:41

I hope not, ew!

Yaayuh! · 6 Nov 2014 at 15:57

InvaderGIR said:
They weren't talking about the lift.

oWWWWW

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beachBOYken · 6 Nov 2014 at 15:59

mrk said:
Someone in the lift at work asked if I was "going down?"

The building only has 2 floors.

We were on the 1st floor.

So you was on the 1st floor you could have gone up or down, ground floor, 1st floor and 2nd floor.

mrk · 6 Nov 2014 at 16:04

beachBOYken said:
So you were on the 1st floor you could have gone up or down, ground floor, 1st floor and 2nd floor.

No, ground floor is a floor too and is "ground floor", you can only go down from the 1st floor, the buttons on the lift actually state 1st or ground floor. Let's not re-introduce the banality of the escalator thread in here.

wingman · 6 Nov 2014 at 16:11

beachBOYken said:
So you was on the 1st floor you could have gone up or down, ground floor, 1st floor and 2nd floor.

There are two floors, ground and first. He was on the first

Yaayuh! · 6 Nov 2014 at 16:14

Let's not start this again..

tom_e · 6 Nov 2014 at 16:15

But if an airplane was on a treadmill would it take off?

Pawnless Endgame · 6 Nov 2014 at 16:38

wingman said:
There are two floors, ground and first. He was on the first

He could have been American. In US English, their 1st floor is what we call the ground floor. Their 2nd floor is our 1st floor etc.

InvaderGIR · 6 Nov 2014 at 16:48

beachBOYken said:
So you was on the 1st floor you could have gone up or down, ground floor, 1st floor and 2nd floor.

No.

He said the building has two floors which means Ground floor & First floor.

Quite why he didn't use the stairs though I don't know, lazy sod.

tom_e said:
But if an airplane was on a treadmill would it take off?

You pose a good question....

Captain Fizz · 6 Nov 2014 at 16:49

Pawnless Endgame said:
He could have been American.

He could have, but location says London

InvaderGIR · 6 Nov 2014 at 16:50

Captain Fizz said:
He could have, but location says London

He also said 'ground, 1st & 2nd' implying he is from the UK and can't count as 3 != 2.

DaleTheWhale · 6 Nov 2014 at 16:52

When I eat my lunch and somebody asks 'Hungry?'. :eek:

mrk · 6 Nov 2014 at 16:52

InvaderGIR said:
No.

He said the building has two floors which means Ground floor & First floor.

Quite why he didn't use the stairs though I don't know, lazy sod.

You pose a good question....

It's too cold to walk outside round to the other side to the door entry to the stairs via reception.

Lazy sod is about right then