Any native german speakers here?

[sityeuropa]

I need a product description translated which is about 130 words.

Google Translate etc don't seem to be doing translating it very well.

Would anyone be up for this? I would happily send £5 via PayPal?


Thanks.

 

[marvel]

My wife is German. She can do it for you.

 

[QlimaxUK]

Du hast den schönsten Arsch der Welt

 

[Gecco]

Deine fünf pfund kannst du dir in den Arsch stecken.

 

[IceShock]

Du hast den schönsten Arsch der Welt

 

[Efour]

lol

 

[sityeuropa]

Thanks, just seen this, I've sent a friend request.

 

[~>Dg<~]

mein Hund hast keine Nase

 

[A.N.Other]

mein Hund hast keine Nase

Wie macht er riechen?

 

[MassiveJim]

OCDE is that way >>>>>>

Please feel free to start speaking the native language of this forum immedietly

 

[Six6siX]

Wie macht er riechen?

er kann nicht. Er hat keine Nase

 

[sityeuropa]

wow ich verwenden kann Google zu übersetzen

 

[Judgeneo]

Warum überquerte das Huhn die Straße?

 

[Haggisman]

Ich bin eine kleine kannichen!

 

[Cosimo]

Deine fünf pfund kannst du dir in den Arsch stecken.

Sehr gut.

 

[Christmas themed thank]

SPRECH...IN ENGLISH?

ENGLISH?

 

[Cosimo]

SPRECH...IN ENGLISH?

ENGLISH?

Need a translation?

 

[twist3d0n3]

mein panzer ist kaputt

 

[bloodiedathame]

My wife is German. She can do it for you.

That she can. That. She. Can.

 

[Mat]

That she can. That. She. Can.

LOL