Done anything stupid today?

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I finish work early on, Fridays and do my shopping on the way home, leaving the whole weekend free.

So I park up in ASDA, put my jacket on, straightened it out, smoothed and patted in down, and something felt off, I didn't feel my wallet. So I pat all my pockets and didn't have it. Swore up a storm and went home, "must be on my desk" I grumbled. I get home and look at my desk, no wallet, "WTF?" I asked nobody as I'm home alone. I patted my pockets again and "WTF!!?" I again asked nobody, as I found my wallet in the chest pocket.
 
Got up, stuck the kettle on, stuck some toast on, went for a smoke while I waited for the kettle to boil and the toast to burn. Came back in, poured the water and milk into the mug, give it all a stir, stuck it to my face to have a big drink only to realise I'd never put the kettle on and stone cold coffee is revolting. Whoever buys "iced coffee" or "coffee ice cream". You need your head looked at.
 
OhEsEcks said:
Got up, stuck the kettle on, stuck some toast on, went for a smoke while I waited for the kettle to boil and the toast to burn. Came back in, poured the water and milk into the mug, give it all a stir, stuck it to my face to have a big drink only to realise I'd never put the kettle on and stone cold coffee is revolting. Whoever buys "iced coffee" or "coffee ice cream". You need your head looked at.
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Have done this 2-3 times before, I always swear I put the kettle on!

Nothing stupid yet, although just had to fake a incident call with a user for an assessment, sounded rather stupid.
 
Started to carry on with painting lounge - -- I will finish the rest on a day wife goes out.

Dave
 
I hate painting too which is why I would rather pay for a decorator to do it. Get mates rates from a friend of my brother. My missus knows that if she wants to decorate she's on her own. If forced to paint a room, I would literally recreate that Mr Bean sketch. Only with a bigger tin of paint and more explosives, just to make sure it was done right the first time and didn't need a second coat.
 
Took my gf's keys as well as mine by accident. She had to leave as she had important meetings at work. Flat left unlocked most of day until landlord kindly went round to lock up with a spare.
 
OhEsEcks said:
I hate painting too which is why I would rather pay for a decorator to do it. Get mates rates from a friend of my brother. My missus knows that if she wants to decorate she's on her own. If forced to paint a room, I would literally recreate that Mr Bean sketch. Only with a bigger tin of paint and more explosives, just to make sure it was done right the first time and didn't need a second coat.
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:D

I wanted to get someone to do it, but as I am between jobs and do not start till December 15th, I could not wangle my way out of it with the missus. Crap Dulux paint has lead to me having to put on FOUR coats. White. So I am snowblind.
 
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