Embarassing item

Ransom · 25 Nov 2014 at 13:49

Or a years supply of goatsie picture stickers addressed to Mr xx senior

Broady21.pb · 25 Nov 2014 at 14:12

Pinter75 said:
His dad is a director of what - a company?

If so, fake a letter or nice big package from their major competitor, thanking him for all the insider info he has shared.

And also details/pic's of the lady-boy that he wants meet as a special thank you.

Thekwango · 25 Nov 2014 at 18:02

DcD said:
Aside from sex toys, what's the most embarrassing item(s) I can have delivered to colleagues home address in retaliation to a recent prank he's played?

Bearing in mind he lives with his parents and his dad is the director.

Can already imagine the OP's next thread 'Change of job advice needed urgently'

doofer · 25 Nov 2014 at 18:03

A 'Welcome to the Liberal Democrats' New member Pack.

Luke · 25 Nov 2014 at 18:06

http://www.poopsenders.com/

Malevolence · 25 Nov 2014 at 18:07

Louie Spence.

kinobestew123 · 25 Nov 2014 at 18:32

Send a plain envelope addressed to Mr <surname> with one of the many great suggestions above in along with a cover note which clarifies it was intended for your colleague. That way his dad won't fail to open it.

spookywillow · 25 Nov 2014 at 18:33

A bunch of flowers with a card saying "Last night was great (his name), can't wait to see you again. David xxxx"

arc@css · 25 Nov 2014 at 18:48

Adult board games.

TheStarkFactor · 25 Nov 2014 at 19:21

Mail order bride catalogue, overtly marked home STD test or a letter confirming his acceptance into the French Foreign Legion.

Mynight · 25 Nov 2014 at 19:23

Send him a paternity kit

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Xordium · 25 Nov 2014 at 20:08

Tefal said:
do your parents open your post?

No, my butler does that for me but they can read what is on the front of an envelope.

Radec · 25 Nov 2014 at 20:18

Maybe a buy a skip to block in his dad's car on the driveway?

ThestigGT999 · 25 Nov 2014 at 20:21

isis care package

Participant · 25 Nov 2014 at 20:22

Add OcUK to his favourites.

Em3bbs · 25 Nov 2014 at 20:31

I got trolled by a friend /colleague who kept sending postcards to my house with my head photoshopped onto pictures of scantily clad men with big writing saying things like "Dear postie, I have been watching you and like what I see" and "Dear postie, front door or back door". Luckily my post man at the time saw the funny side!

neil3k · 25 Nov 2014 at 22:01

Em3bbs said:
I got trolled by a friend /colleague who kept sending postcards to my house with my head photoshopped onto pictures of scantily clad men with big writing saying things like "Dear postie, I have been watching you and like what I see" and "Dear postie, front door or back door". Luckily my post man at the time saw the funny side!

big lol

gothic_hobbit · 2 Dec 2014 at 23:41

Any album by One Direction.

Brackish · 2 Dec 2014 at 23:55

Dip a tampon in tommy K mixed with soy sauce or random liquid type mix that looks like blood, then get thai fish sauce and put it in a spray bottle and spray some kitchen roll, let it dry and repeat 4 or 5 times so the smell is strong.

Place the tampon on the kitchen roll in a decent air tight tupperware and wrap it and post it.

Could add a note saying he was rude for cutting up sender on a junction.

Destination · 3 Dec 2014 at 00:26

Brackish said:
Dip a tampon in tommy K mixed with soy sauce or random liquid type mix that looks like blood, then get thai fish sauce and put it in a spray bottle and spray some kitchen roll, let it dry and repeat 4 or 5 times so the smell is strong.

Place the tampon on the kitchen roll in a decent air tight tupperware and wrap it and post it.

Could add a note saying he was rude for cutting up sender on a junction.

What the hell is wrong with you?