I am NIFOC and IPN

[FnG]magnolia · 10 Dec 2014 at 23:02

Children were invented in the 16th century by the Victorians, primarily in order to clean all of the chimneys which were threatening to take over London. Fast forward to today and those children are all dead and rotting.

But other ones - undead ones, if you like - are very much alive and use speech on each other, drenching any non-adults close by with impenetrable talk wrong.

Here is what these mini adults might be saying to each other and it is terrifying

HAK,
mags.

Housey · 10 Dec 2014 at 23:06

OMG was first recorded as being used by Admiral Fisher to Churchill. True dat.

OhEsEcks · 10 Dec 2014 at 23:07

IS YOUR SON A COMPUTER HACKER?!

http://adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

Caged · 10 Dec 2014 at 23:08

They have nothing on the padeos

MassiveJim · 10 Dec 2014 at 23:18

OhEsEcks said:
IS YOUR SON A COMPUTER HACKER?!

http://adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html

Almost got me there for a minute. quite funny that

Mr Badger · 10 Dec 2014 at 23:21

Housey said:
OMG was first recorded as being used by Admiral Fisher to Churchill. True dat.

Why would someone say OMG to a dog?

antijoke · 10 Dec 2014 at 23:30

This thread is dench.

Efour · 10 Dec 2014 at 23:44

SorG ?

Hades · 11 Dec 2014 at 00:38

Came in expecting SUGARPIC. Left disappoint.

EdGey · 11 Dec 2014 at 00:47

If you're TWD then you're surely old enough for the acronym not to matter.

Those are hilarious and nobody uses them.

Haggisman · 11 Dec 2014 at 08:08

No BOBFOC?! Kids these days, no standards

Skeeter · 11 Dec 2014 at 08:31

Since when did POS mean parent over shoulder?

Yaayuh! · 11 Dec 2014 at 08:34

[FnG]magnolia;27331820 said:
Children were invented in the 16th century by the Victorians.

It's too early for a Mag thread. Can we place a curfew on him?

OhEsEcks · 11 Dec 2014 at 08:37

He's right. It wasn't until the mid 20th century they finally got the designs for the vocal cords right and children could finally be seen AND heard.

Cosimo · 11 Dec 2014 at 08:42

Warning: This thread will make you get NIFOC.

/ end

marc2003 · 11 Dec 2014 at 08:43

Rossi~ said:
It's too early for a Mag thread. Can we place a curfew on him?

you could place a curfew on yourself by not reading/replying to them.

randomshenans · 11 Dec 2014 at 09:14

PRON. Older than these little scamps.

Cosimo · 11 Dec 2014 at 09:45

randomshenans said:
PRON. Older than these little scamps.

Use of plain English for the win.

Terminal_Boy · 11 Dec 2014 at 09:48

BOHICA is a favourite of mine, despite being coined by the SPAMs.

TheBDog · 11 Dec 2014 at 09:53

10/10. Would read again.