Am I the only one thinking BOBFOC?
Bit harsh saying that about someones girlfriend. Especially when you have a face like a melted wheelie bin.
Doh! Well the guys friend then![]()
So have I still got a face like a melted wheelie bin or perhaps just a crumpled up plastic Tesco bag?

So have I still got a face like a melted wheelie bin or perhaps just a crumpled up plastic Tesco bag?
the girl is reading this thread
You are making a lot of assumptions but I do agree that it was harsh.
OP has linked her to the thread. It's not so much of an assumption.
I'm not bothered, she definitely wouldn't give me one either.
And her elbows are pointy.

I'm not bothered, she definitely wouldn't give me one either.
And her elbows are pointy.

