Police common sense shocker.

Burnsy2023 · 23 Dec 2014 at 12:56

Von Smallhausen said:
Soaking wet derriere when I went to a concern job after that.

I can see the DM headline with that one too:

"VULNERABLE FEMALE SHOCK AT POLICE OFFICER WETTING HIS PANTS!"

MooMoo444 · 23 Dec 2014 at 13:00

randal said:
Must have had the blues and O²s on after that.

Maybe it's the pilot for Hawaii H2O

Burnsy2023 · 23 Dec 2014 at 13:04

MooMoo444 said:
Maybe it's the pilot for Hawaii H2O

I liked that...

Mynight · 23 Dec 2014 at 13:16

Looks like a cold case.

Edrof · 23 Dec 2014 at 13:39

Pretty sure they're River Police.

Meridian · 23 Dec 2014 at 17:47

Von Smallhausen said:
" Inspector, you'll laugh when I tell you ..... "

Surely Inspectors had the sense of humour removed years ago?

ivrytwr3 · 23 Dec 2014 at 17:50

TheVoice said:
I don't get it.

Blues and Twos = Blue lights and Two tone sirens, so becomes blues and H2O's - quite clever actually!

Von Smallhausen · 23 Dec 2014 at 18:40

Meridian said:
Surely Inspectors had the sense of humour removed years ago?

Not sure they ever had them tbh.

MooMoo444 · 23 Dec 2014 at 18:43

ivrytwr3 said:
Blues and Twos = Blue lights and Two tone sirens, so becomes blues and H2O's - quite clever actually!

might have been clever if he didnt cite the compound for oxygen instead of water

Zenduri · 23 Dec 2014 at 18:49

Is there an investigation as to hose responsible?

Mynight · 23 Dec 2014 at 18:50

Edit: never mind misread

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TheVoice · 23 Dec 2014 at 18:52

MooMoo444 said:
might have been clever if he didnt cite the compound for oxygen instead of water

And even then, the 2 should be subscript not superscript.

Squark · 23 Dec 2014 at 19:14

HybridX said:
Is there an investigation as to hose responsible?

Nice

randal · 23 Dec 2014 at 19:57

MooMoo444 said:
might have been clever if he didnt cite the compound for oxygen instead of water

Indeed, I only realised on the way out of the door that I was missing a hydrogen atom. Boy is my face red.

Will Gill · 23 Dec 2014 at 20:25

HybridX said:
Is there an investigation as to hose responsible?

*like*

Uncle Petey · 23 Dec 2014 at 20:31

Von Smallhausen said:
No detainee in the back, just a years long OCD I have about scruffy pandas.

"Where are you when I need you?"

Terminal_Boy · 23 Dec 2014 at 20:52

OhEsEcks said:
Could be worse...

I imagine the conversation went something like "nah, it's not THAT deep..."

PSNI?

Von Smallhausen · 23 Dec 2014 at 20:56

Uncle Petey said:
"Where are you when I need you?"

Von Smallhausen · 23 Dec 2014 at 20:59

Terminal_Boy said:
PSNI?

Think so. Armoured rover and bottle green uniform suggests PSNI.

wez130 · 23 Dec 2014 at 21:14

Von Smallhausen said:
No detainee in the back, just a years long OCD I have about scruffy pandas. I opened the window to have a bit of crack with one of the shift (our shift is nicknamed The Expendables ) and forgot to close it when I washed the panda.

Soaking wet derriere when I went to a concern job after that.

I don't know, one rule for your lot and another for everyone else!