When I go to the swimming pool, fags taste like crap afterwards?

new boy

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I know, pretty random... But no one understands and I'm worried I'm going insane lol.

I take the boy to his swimming lessons. In no way to I swim or anything, I just get him changed, watch him swim from the stands, then get him changed again. I drive home, and for the next couple of hours, every fag I roll tastes horrible. I dont know how to explain the taste... Even more chemically than usual I guess???

It happens EVERY WEEK.

Has anyone else experienced this? Am I going to end up locked up in a padded cell soon wearing a special jacket?

IB4 fags always taste like crap, stop smoking, thats your body telling you its killing you etc.
 
Fags ALWAYS taste like crap, also water is a chemical...

It's probably stuff they treat the water with that becomes somewhat airborne.
 
Fags do always taste like crap though, and I say that as someone who smokes. :p

I guess it is probably the fact that the taste of the smoke combines with the slight chemically taste in your mouth from breathing in the air around the swimming pool, which smells/tastes faintly of chlorine.
 
Chlorine on hands rubbing into the tobacco when rolling?

Too obvious?



Take a bottle of pool water home and experiment on a different day. Douse hands in ikky public wee and chlorine, dry; roll fag.
 
new boy said:
I take the boy to his swimming lessons. In no way to I swim or anything, I just get him changed, watch him swim from the stands, chomp on a big poo, then get him changed again. I drive home, and for the next couple of hours, every fag I roll tastes horrible. I dont know how to explain the taste... Even more chemically than usual I guess???
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Can you honestly not see the problem?
 
new boy said:
But I dont even swim?
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You use you hands to dry him with a towel, and you put his wet stuff in a bag with the wet towel to', right? Try wearing rubber gloves next week when doing this and we can attempt to rule it out, life can be a fun experiment if you try hard enough.


Edit: ooo, oo! pre roll some fags before hand, so we can test that too.
 
Threepwood said:
You use you hands to dry him with a towel, and you put his wet stuff in a bag with the wet towel to', right? Try wearing rubber gloves next week when doing this and we can attempt to rule it out, life can be a fun experiment if you try hard enough.


Edit: ooo, oo! pre roll some fags before hand, so we can test that too.
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Lmao just had a hilarious vision of somebody wearing rubber gloves whist at swimming baths. May just look slightly suspect. ;) Just need some fake blood and a fake corpse to complete it.
 
Are the stands open or enclosed behind a window?

Just that Chlorine can be disapated in the air so you're breathing it in/if it's humid it could well be on your skin without having been swimming.

Small quantities of course but maybe enough to affect taste.

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http://www.cdc.gov/healthywater/swimming/pools/irritants-indoor-pool-air-quality.html

New research indicates that these symptoms may be an indication of poor water and indoor air quality at the pool caused by a build-up of irritants, known as chloramines, in the water and air.
Irritants in the air at swimming pools are usually the combined chlorine by-products of disinfection. These by-products are the result of chlorine binding with sweat, urine, and other waste from swimmers. As the concentration of by-products in the water increases, they move into the surrounding air as well. Breathing air loaded with irritants can cause a variety of symptoms depending on the concentration of irritants in the air and amount of time the air is breathed. The symptoms of irritant exposure in the air can range from mild symptoms, such as coughing, to severe symptoms, such as wheezing or aggravating asthma (1-5). It is also known that routine breathing of irritants may increase sensitivity to other types of irritants such as fungi and bacteria.
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Maybe while you're watching and taking care of him your sense of smell and taste buds are given a brief respite and sputter back to life momentarily until they are promptly shut back down :p
 
If we going all PC, then you need to think about changing the thread title, as that is also apparently homophobic.

P.S. If you think I was, which I very much wasn't, then trust me, so that we can discuss.
 
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