Starting your own political party.

ChroniC · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:29

ElliorR said:
So far so good, though if you don't add an s onto the Americanism for maths you'll loose a lot of votes.

Fair enough, I might have you as my advisor. Probably wouldn't lose many votes though, only about 0.1% of the population are that pedantic.

Policy number 2, removal all coal power stations and remove funding for renewable energy, pump all remaining funds into creating thorium based power stations to meet 150% of energy requirements. Eventually leading to publically owned energy companies.

stuman · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:31

snips86x said:
don't forget smokers from ALL public areas!

Just going to ban smoking full stop. No more messing about. ID cards that also function as passport driving licence NI card all in one.

Ohh, and eventually get rid of physical money. No need to fund a royal mint. And cash is only ever NEEDED to be used by drug dealers.

twist3d0n3 · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:33

snips86x said:
don't forget smokers from ALL public areas!

Ban whiney non-smokers from the Country.

(Yes, I'm a non-smoker but still find moaners far more of a burden).

Actually, add this policy and I'm in:

Prison time for the terminally offended/moaners.

wordy · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:35

Can I be either the "Minister for Sending Them All Back", " Minister for Corporate Bribery" or "Minister for Beer and Hookers" or preferably all three please?

FoxEye · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:35

Can I be your Environment Secretary? But because the word secretary sounds a bit poncey, can I be Environment Badass instead?

ChroniC · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:36

twist3d0n3 said:
Ban whiney non-smokers from the Country.

(Yes, I'm a non-smoker but still find moaners far more of a burden).

Actually, add this policy and I'm in:

Prison time for the terminally offended/moaners.

Maybe not, but I will have a different policy on prisons.
Prisons to have everything but basic amenities and privileges removed, followed by educational programs being mandatory. Prisoner will be have time removed from sentence for passing educational programs.

balky12 · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:37

twist3d0n3 said:
Prison time for the terminally offended/moaners.

Elaboartaing on prisons. Serious offenders should all be put on a decomissioned aircraft carrier or bulk carrier in the middle of the north sea (slightly closer to Norway). No need for guards, and a food package once a week. Can live by their own rules.

If anyone makes a break for it and tries to swim they can. If they make it I feel they deserve their freedom back... but hopefully then they will be Norways problem.

Space Monkey · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:38

twist3d0n3 said:
Ban whiney non-smokers from the Country.

(Yes, I'm a non-smoker but still find moaners far more of a burden).

Actually, add this policy and I'm in:

Prison time for the terminally offended/moaners.

You've just moaned, so prison it is

Burnsy2023 · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:39

Von Smallhausen said:
Tory party already has that offer matey.

Wasn't it Labour in the middle of the 2006 cash for honours scandal?

porushinobu · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:39

balky12 said:
Elaboartaing on prisons. Serious offenders should all be put on a decomissioned aircraft carrier or bulk carrier in the middle of the north sea (slightly closer to Norway). No need for guards, and a food package once a week. Can live by their own rules.

If anyone makes a break for it and tries to swim they can. If they make it I feel they deserve their freedom back... but hopefully then they will be Norways problem.

That will be a political pain in the

SS

mattyg · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:40

ChroniC said:
Anyone know how difficult this is?

I am sick an tired of seeing decision on the news by the government which seem to be so illogical and down right stupid.

Who's in.

Do the decisions seem illogical to you because you don't have all the facts.

Its very easy to say I can build a house. When all you think thats involved is stacking bricks on top of each other.

twist3d0n3 · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:41

Space Monkey said:
You've just moaned, so prison it is

It's not a moan if it's a statement of fact

Ahleckz · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:41

Policies on taxation of beer, cider, and spirits please?

balky12 · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:42

porushinobu said:
That will be a political pain in the SS

Think you will be surprised, might be a vote winner imo. Who really caresabout murders, rapists and paedos??

Let's face it... they won't make Norway, hope is the cruelest emotion.

squerble · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:42

Whoever's already had dibs on being Transport Minister, please, PLEASE finish the metrication of the roads. Thanks.

Space Monkey · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:46

twist3d0n3 said:
It's not a moan if it's a statement of fact

Lol, I know for a fact I want to get rid of all smokers in public places

Cosimo · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:48

Von Smallhausen said:
Tory party already has that offer matey.

Just testing the water.

ChroniC · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:48

Ahleckz said:
Policies on taxation of beer, cider, and spirits please?

I will lower it to a more reasonable amount, removing any amount that isn't necessary to run the government. Adding tax to lessen drinking is a stupid policy.

Cosimo · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:48

Ahleckz said:
Policies on taxation of beer, cider, and spirits please?

The more you drink the more tax we raise. Everyone wins.

wordy · 27 Jan 2015 at 12:56

Ahleckz said:
Policies on taxation of beer, cider, and spirits please?

As the newly appointed Minister for Beer & Hookers, I've decided that taxation on alcohol is to be abolished. However the price For alcohol is to be increased by exactly the same amount as taxtion was. This enables money to go flow in the direction it should, the pockets of the wealthy business elite.

This ties in with my newly appointed role as Minister for Corporate Bribery.

Thank you.