What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

[G-MAN2004]

I slept in an abandoned cemetery because I couldn't be bothered to walk home after a night out.

 

[porushinobu]

10/10 for bagel story

11/10 if its legit

I am wishing I was still working at sea just so I could do this

 

[DaleTheWhale]

I want that bagel story to be true!

 

[porushinobu]

Was 16, working for macdonalds back then.

I wok up with a hangover and had a shift starting at 12pm, phoned in sick instead of lying in for 3 more hours then going in to work a 3 hr shift

and shhh I know I was underaged

 

[antijoke]

I once shot about 10 nerf darts at my light switch, from my bed. Missed all of them and slept with the lights on.

 

[dirtychinchilla]

I slept in an abandoned cemetery because I couldn't be bothered to walk home after a night out.

Abandoned cemetery? Where did all the dead people go?

 

[porushinobu]

Abandoned cemetery? Where did all the dead people go?

They were evicted to an old peoples home

 

[Judgeneo]

I'll occasionally remote into my PC from the sofa (1 meter away) in order to put a new episode on. It takes much longer than getting up and moving the mouse, but my arse stays stationary.

 

[MooMoo444]

Was 16, working for macdonalds back then.

I wok up

Ahhh, the Chinese Pound Saver menu, I do love that one.

 

[porushinobu]

Ahhh, the Chinese Pound Saver menu, I do love that one.

I did a lot of bad things in that macdonalds

 

[Andy__C]

I regularly used to rip the top off a ristorante pizza box and eat the oven cooked pizza off that to save dirtying a dish.

Pee'd in a glass plenty of times and tipped it out of the skylight when I had an attic room

 

[Josh]

Joined an IT role.

Mundane all day, e're day!

 

[porushinobu]

I regularly used to rip the top off a ristorante pizza box and eat the oven cooked pizza off that to save dirtying a dish.

Pee'd in a glass plenty of times and tipped it out of the skylight when I had an attic room

I remember peeing out the window once and the toilet is like 6 steps away

Joined an IT role.

Mundane all day, e're day!

this is me right now!!!

 

[agnes]

Yep, another IT'er here. Sick of the profession after 10 years... Want to try something new but what???

 

[porushinobu]

Yep, another IT'er here. Sick of the profession after 10 years... Want to try something new but what???

I was sick on day 1

 

[kaiowas]

I got someone else to type this reply in

 

[agnes]

I was sick on day 1

Hahahaha! Legendary.

 

[jsmoke]

Skip uni lectures for about 3 years.

 

[Captain]

I did a lot of bad things in that macdonalds

No wonder you worked in there when you can't even spell it properly

 

[arc@css]

I once shot about 10 nerf darts at my light switch, from my bed. Missed all of them and slept with the lights on.