What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

[MooMoo444]

Probably laziest thing is just skipping a meal because I cba to make anything. I'm not very hardcore.

 

[Mynight]

Wore wet jeans as I was too lazy to dry them the previous night and it was my only clean pair(as a result of being too lazy to do the washing) .

Or ordering a Chinese and asking them to grab some cigarettes just because I was too lazy to drive out. I had already eaten .

 

[Zero Pope]

Sometimes I'll sleep downstairs if I can't be bothered to get off the sofa.

 

[Sunbed]

Drank about 1/3 pint of my own **** so I could continue ****ing without leaving bed (only had one empty pint glass and it wasn't enough).

Shot a light bulb with a BB gun because I couldn't be bothered to get up to turn it off at switch.

 

[Haggisman]

I also spent about an hour writing an app to rename a load of files, when it probably would have taken less than 10 minutes to do it by hand...

Not sure if that counts as lazy though, since technically it was more effort

 

[MooMoo444]

Drank about 1/3 pint of my own **** so I could continue ****ing without leaving bed (only had one empty pint glass and it wasn't enough).

u wot?

 

[Psypher5]

4 or so of us watching "THE O.C" in halls on dvd...

Disk finished, screamed for around 10 mins to wake our house-mate up in the next room, he came in quite unplease, and we asked him to change disk..

He did. Ha!

 

[Tummy]

Students are unbelievably lazy.

Paper plates are win.

 

[Mobius 1]

i ate breakfast (i think it was shreddies) with water, as we ran out of milk and i couldn't be bothered to go to the shop

 

[gradyhawks]

Drank about 1/3 pint of my own **** so I could continue ****ing without leaving bed (only had one empty pint glass and it wasn't enough).

And we have a winner!

 

[porushinobu]

Drank about 1/3 pint of my own **** so I could continue ****ing without leaving bed (only had one empty pint glass and it wasn't enough).

Shot a light bulb with a BB gun because I couldn't be bothered to get up to turn it off at switch.

uhm......

 

[Sarah469]

carrying as many bags of shopping on each arm to avoid making 2 trips

 

[Maverick2332]

Drank about 1/3 pint of my own **** so I could continue ****ing without leaving bed (only had one empty pint glass and it wasn't enough).

That is lovely, I didn't realise Bear Grylls was a member of these forums.

 

[Conscript]

Zombie Ops

Came here to post this

carrying as many bags of shopping on each arm to avoid making 2 trips

I do this often. But it's stupid, takes a huge amount more effort to lift all the shopping than to just make an extra trip.

 

[bloodiedathame]

One of my own: I couldn't be bothered to stand up to reach the Playstation controller the other night, so decided to lie over the edge of the sofa and stretch for it. Broke a rib. It went 'pop' when it gave way. It really really, really hurts.

 

[Cosimo]

Sometimes I'll sleep downstairs if I can't be bothered to get off the sofa.

It's also easier to pour the next drink.

 

[GreenMint]

I got someone else to type this reply in

I got someone else to type this, and read the thread.

I say I, I don't even know I'm that lazy.

 

[MooMoo444]

One of my own: I couldn't be bothered to stand up to reach the Playstation controller the other night, so decided to lie over the edge of the sofa and stretch for it. Broke a rib. It went 'pop' when it gave way. It really really, really hurts.

Mmmmm, spare rib.

 

[Freakbro]

One of my own: I couldn't be bothered to stand up to reach the Playstation controller the other night, so decided to lie over the edge of the sofa and stretch for it. Broke a rib. It went 'pop' when it gave way. It really really, really hurts.

Sorry, but that did make me laugh!

Drank about 1/3 pint of my own **** so I could continue ****ing without leaving bed (only had one empty pint glass and it wasn't enough).

Ok....we really do have a winner here

 

[mattyfez]

In a local bar where I know the bar staff, I looked them up on Google on my phone, and called the bar and placed my drinks order.

I then waited until the order was almost poured before walking to the bar and paid via contactless debt card.

I was at the bar for approximately 3 seconds.