What do you keep in your shoe?!!

Efour · 23 Feb 2015 at 20:43

dead estate agent ear necklaces

mushtafa · 23 Feb 2015 at 20:59

How uncomfortable that most be! I tuck my laces into my trainers, and hate it when one of them makes it's way under my foot

Judgeneo · 23 Feb 2015 at 21:04

Leather insoles

Malevolence · 23 Feb 2015 at 22:22

I used to wear Roos back in the 80s/90s, it was a good place to keep your eighth.

dacads · 23 Feb 2015 at 22:28

A bag of coke

aardvark · 23 Feb 2015 at 22:30

Dimple said:
I have to tuck my willy in it

you need to get that reattached.

Wizzfizz · 23 Feb 2015 at 22:31

Evo8 said:
Just my feet.

Wizzfizz · 23 Feb 2015 at 22:32

Dimple said:
I hate seeing people carrying pencils on top of their ear and when I see them carrying a cigarette in the same place I want to hit them around the head with a sledgehammer.

That's quite a skill to be able to do that..

DaleTheWhale · 23 Feb 2015 at 22:35

Dimple said:
I hate seeing people carrying pencils on top of their ear and when I see them carrying a cigarette in the same place I want to hit them around the head with a sledgehammer.

I do this at work (office), was a habbit from when I did graphic design, put a pencil down and you'd walk off and lose it, behind the ear is the best place, plus your hands are always full.

Bring your sledgehammer. :cool:

PardonTheWait · 23 Feb 2015 at 22:36

slinxy said:
That's nothing.. I saw a girl stuff her iphone 6+ in her bra the other day!

TBH it makes perfect sense, pocket shaped... I asked her what her number was so I could make it vibrate.

We had a lady come in with a liquid damaged iPhone, that she pulled out of her bra.

When my colleague told her it was liquid damaged she said, completely unfazed and unembarassed, that it must be the ***ty sweat.

I've never seen someone put down an phone so fast

Deus Ex · 23 Feb 2015 at 22:41

Mate, I think thats just an estate agent thing, they are weird bunch.

russell664 · 23 Feb 2015 at 22:52

Clov!s said:
Women's phone numbers, why I have really big shoes.

Oh Mr Clovis.

I keep my feet, and oh a condom, just in case. You never know where life may take you...

Mr Jack · 23 Feb 2015 at 22:57

slinxy said:
That's nothing.. I saw a girl stuff her iphone 6+ in her bra the other day!

An, er, "architectural" female friend of mine does that. It came back to bite her the other day when she tucked it into the bikini top she was wearing on the way to the swimming pool and forgot to take it out before she dived in...

Waters · 23 Feb 2015 at 23:00

Deus Ex said:
Mate, I think thats just an estate agent thing, they are weird bunch.

If I'd asked him to take his shoes off, I wonder where he'd have put the pen? :confused:

Behind his ear, I bet!

Radec · 23 Feb 2015 at 23:28

I think there are much stranger things in life, than someone extracting a pen from their shoe.

Captain · 23 Feb 2015 at 23:35

russell664 said:
Oh Mr Clovis.

I keep my feet, and oh a condom, just in case. You never know where life may take you...

Couldn't help myself.

fatiain · 23 Feb 2015 at 23:47

Radec said:
I think there are much stranger things in life, than someone extracting a pen from their shoe.

I've seen a Kinder egg full of crack and heroin fall out from under someone's foreskin.

Radec · 23 Feb 2015 at 23:53

Not sure if serious -_-

fatiain · 23 Feb 2015 at 23:54

Sadly, serious.

Lima · 24 Feb 2015 at 00:18

Dimple said:
I have to tuck my willy in it

Simple and amazingly obvious reply yet you made me genuinely lol

You win the thread.