Bahhhhhh - i've a cold, kids on one it sucks rants

[Lisapete]

Yeah it's one of them

I've a stinking cold, sound like Barry White with Dathvader, I've fluid coming out of me every where. I feel like I'm 90 yet only recently 30, I just want to sleep and do nothing but have loads to do.

To top this off today is her birthday and the kids just seam to be on one.

I wish time travel for getting over being ill was present or can someone take my kids away please

Agghhhh I hate being ill

 

[Mynight]

Man up .

 

[Lisapete]

Man up .

Thanks

 

[adam98150]

Use that machine of yours to go back and use contraception.

 

[Mynight]

No problem . I'm currently suffering from a nasty case of pneubola I do know how you feel but no kids here yay!

 

[Lisapete]

Use that machine of yours to go back and use contraception.

Not my kids, my step kids

 

[Tunney]

Live Journal is this way -->

 

[Mynight]

Buy some sleeping pills.

 

[Cosimo]

The answer is a sofa and a hot toddy.

 

[adam98150]

Not my kids, my step kids

Ah, tough luck.

Hope you feel better soon man.

 

[PapaLazaru]

My missus flew out to Malaga (classy) this morning for a weekend with the girls. She has a stinking cold. She called me up an hour ago saying it was a life or death matter so she is catching the next plane back. She must be feeling rough.

 

[NoobCannon]

My missus flew out to Malaga (classy) this morning for a weekend with the girls. She has a stinking cold. She called me up an hour ago saying it was a life or death matter so she is catching the next plane back. She must be feeling rough.

Cancell the call girll now while you remember!

 

[mrbazmondo]

Its sunny outside. Let the kids out so you can get some peace.

 

[peterwalkley]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbmbMSrsZVQ

 

[ZXSpectrum]

I have man flu and have been in bed for a day and a half. Fortunately I live on my own so might be a bit mushy when they find me after I die!

 

[oulton]

I feel your pain.

Our 2 year old has an ear infection in both ears on antibiotics, the wife has been off all week looking after him and I have been going into work a zombie all week, to come home on a friday night wanting to relax with a whiskey and getting nought but grief!

 

[Deleted member 66701]

Use that machine of yours to go back and use contraception.

And learn to spell at school!

 

[antijoke]

Get yourself to a+e mate

 

[Hitman_Leon]

OP, I think man-up is the only option, have my kids on my own so illness is just another thing to get though, when it comes life just has to continue regardless.

 

[AndrewNR]

kids just seam

Sounds industrious and useful to me.