British night - ideas?!

robfosters · 9 Mar 2015 at 12:24

eatcustard said:
Fish and chips, then a fight

In between the fish and chips and the fight, you should squeeze in some gutter vomiting for a real British night.

Mr Jones · 9 Mar 2015 at 12:26

robfosters said:
In between the fish and chips and the fight, you should squeeze in some gutter vomiting for a real British night.

Before the fish and chip, make sure you tank up on some Strong Brew or White Lightning.

ttaskmaster · 9 Mar 2015 at 13:08

I'd serve up a massive medley of dishes and drinks from each of England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales, since the UK is actually four major nationalities. If I really wanted to show off, I'd include Cornish as well!

Pretty much taking over the whole evening, really!!

dacads · 9 Mar 2015 at 13:33

booze, booze and more booze

jamief · 9 Mar 2015 at 13:36

Whisky & haggis

The Dread Pirate · 9 Mar 2015 at 14:26

Bacon Sandwich and A Bucket of Tea!

ubersonic · 9 Mar 2015 at 14:37

Burnsy2023 said:
I'd go for this, easy and quintessentially British.

At least since the French introduced it to us

MoDe · 9 Mar 2015 at 14:52

Cocktail stick hedgehog. Cheese, Pickled Onion & Hot dog.

hyperseven · 9 Mar 2015 at 14:52

Black pudding and tripe, yum, with a few pints of Holt's.

deltalinx · 9 Mar 2015 at 14:56

Pie, Mash & Liquor.

Mr Badger · 9 Mar 2015 at 14:59

MoDe said:
Cocktail stick hedgehog. Cheese, Pickled Onion & Hot dog.

Spare us from this pretentious bourgeois affectation!

Twirlywoos · 9 Mar 2015 at 15:00

-Sunday Roast
-Shepards Pie
-Apple Crumble
-Stew
-Pork cracklings

McGray · 9 Mar 2015 at 15:11

Mephedrone and Diamond White.

ttaskmaster · 9 Mar 2015 at 15:43

Mr Badger said:
Spare us from this pretentious bourgeois affectation!

Indeed...
If you insist on going down the cheese & pineapple Cocktail Hedgehog route, you really ought to go all out:

Starter - Prawn Cocktail
Main - Beef Bourguignon
Pudding - Trifle

Finish up by serving coffee (cream, not milk) and having all male guests put their car keys into a bowl... I think you know the rest!

ubersonic · 9 Mar 2015 at 15:51

ttaskmaster said:
Main - Beef Bourguignon

Because nothing says British night like traditional French dishes

stopper · 9 Mar 2015 at 15:51

FerretBoy said:
pork scratchings and real ale

comes with thickened arteries and stent implants when you reach 50.

something daft already!! · 9 Mar 2015 at 16:05

Serve some casual racism with a dash of weeping for the loss of the Empire.

Ryan-3 · 9 Mar 2015 at 16:06

Corrie, eastenders, gogglebox, chinese takeaway and lots of Fosters.

Svack · 9 Mar 2015 at 16:15

howiepoohs said:
Serve some casual racism with a dash of weeping for the loss of the Empire.

This, whilst drinking tea

MookJong · 9 Mar 2015 at 16:19

Yorkshire puddings and Marmite are two things that have consistently confused and appalled the Europeans I have worked with.

Great fun...