3rd line / Solution Designer job anyone?

hwangeruk · 19 Mar 2015 at 23:12

Looking for a guru, to join small team of brilliance. PM me if interested _and_ you are the nuts. N00bs need not apply.

Support + Projects
Good kit, good firm
$$$
Location : Surrey

This role is direct, I am not an agent or spamming this.
Thought there might be some geeks on OCUK :/

To get this, you will need experience. You will know stuff like:
What wireshark is
A value type versus a reference type
Know how many heads kerberos has :/
Be able to have a deep discussion on hypervisors and not get bored LOL
Automate admin tasks so you can get back to watching youtube
And think that most people you work with are brainless pencil pushers

You know who you are, now holla at me.

JBod · 19 Mar 2015 at 23:15

I want the job, here is my wireshark LOL:

LOL I hyperventilated once LOL.

I constantly ridicule my co-workers as brainless pencil pushers as I find that is the best way to function in the work place.

May i haz job now?

Mynight · 19 Mar 2015 at 23:16

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Pretty sure you've already had a job advert closed in the html sub forum a while ago.

Caged · 19 Mar 2015 at 23:18

Please get someone who has done some form of recruitment before to write your job listings. You are neither edgy nor interesting.

hwangeruk · 19 Mar 2015 at 23:24

Caged said:
Please get someone who has done some form of recruitment before to write your job listings. You are neither edgy nor interesting.

Edgy? LOL why would a job listing be edgy.
Its clearly tongue in cheek, so you've already failed one of the tests

hwangeruk · 19 Mar 2015 at 23:25

JBod said:
I want the job, here is my wireshark LOL:

LOL I hyperventilated once LOL.

I constantly ridicule my co-workers as brainless pencil pushers as I find that is the best way to function in the work place.

May i haz job now?

I love your coping strategy, can we talk package now?

Caged · 19 Mar 2015 at 23:30

hwangeruk said:
Edgy? LOL why would a job listing be edgy.
Its clearly tongue in cheek, so you've already failed one of the tests

I'm assuming that you also think 'brogrammer' is a positive thing.

Spook187 · 19 Mar 2015 at 23:33

Bye

dacads · 19 Mar 2015 at 23:35

U wot m8

Hades · 19 Mar 2015 at 23:37

I'll do it for tree fiddy.

Judgeneo · 19 Mar 2015 at 23:59

Well atleast you have commented a little on the rest of the forum.

hwangeruk said:
This role is direct, I am not an agent or spamming this.
Thought there might be some geeks on OCUK :/

To get this, you will need experience. You will know stuff like:
What wireshark is Duh
A value type versus a reference type Duh
Know how many heads kerberos has :/ Duh
Be able to have a deep discussion on hypervisors and not get bored LOL depends on depth
Automate admin tasks so you can get back to watching youtube If its automated/automatable, its not task
And think that most people you work with are brainless pencil pushers no not most

You know who you are, now holla at me.

We've got pen-testers in Surrey, but they wouldn't be posting like this. Trying to figure out what company you are...