Insurance over here in the US is great, isn't it?! 
My current insurance only covers dental emergencies. I had a tooth break recently and called the dentist...
ME: I broke a front tooth and it's sharp and I look like a hillbilly. HALP!
DENTIST: Does it hurt?
ME: Amazingly not.
DENTIST: Oh, well, then it's not an emergency I'm afraid.
ME: ........Ouch. It just started hurting!
DENTIST:.....OK, we can get you in later today.
Also, a couple of years ago (when I had a good job) I had pretty much the best health insurance you could get. Cost me a large chunk of my pay packet, but with a wife and new baby I figured it was worth it.
Wife got bad stomach bug. She was throwing up for 7 hours straight, and then started going dizzy and her arms and legs started to go numb. Went to the ER. They did tests. Turned out she was dehydrated and dangerously low on potassium. Gave her a drip and some meds and she was released next day. Handed over the insurance card on the way out - all good.
Next week we get a letter from the hospital. "yeah, the insurance says that didn't count as an emergency and aren't paying out. So you owe us $10,000 please"
We appealed, there was a hearing, and thankfully they decided it was an emergency and paid out.

My current insurance only covers dental emergencies. I had a tooth break recently and called the dentist...
ME: I broke a front tooth and it's sharp and I look like a hillbilly. HALP!
DENTIST: Does it hurt?
ME: Amazingly not.
DENTIST: Oh, well, then it's not an emergency I'm afraid.
ME: ........Ouch. It just started hurting!

DENTIST:.....OK, we can get you in later today.
Also, a couple of years ago (when I had a good job) I had pretty much the best health insurance you could get. Cost me a large chunk of my pay packet, but with a wife and new baby I figured it was worth it.
Wife got bad stomach bug. She was throwing up for 7 hours straight, and then started going dizzy and her arms and legs started to go numb. Went to the ER. They did tests. Turned out she was dehydrated and dangerously low on potassium. Gave her a drip and some meds and she was released next day. Handed over the insurance card on the way out - all good.
Next week we get a letter from the hospital. "yeah, the insurance says that didn't count as an emergency and aren't paying out. So you owe us $10,000 please"

We appealed, there was a hearing, and thankfully they decided it was an emergency and paid out.

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