I kind of predicted it

I googled this Dickybob and Demnons thing, only found an old IRC chat:

Calodine:
[15:21] <dickybob> demons cause people to smoke
[15:21] <dickybob> and cause an early death
[15:22] <dickybob> my friends mum died at age 38
[15:22] <dickybob> heavy smoker
[15:22] <+Weren> Your jsut making excuses, because you cannnot accept the facts.
[15:22] <dickybob> everytime i saw her , she had had a fag and a coffe in her hand
[15:22] <+Weren> People smoke because they want to smoke.
[15:23] <dickybob> no
[15:23] <dickybob> because demons makethem
[15:23] <dickybob> because they are being hit with demons emotions they need to smoke to get away from it
[15:24] <dickybob> is what i believe
[15:24] <dickybob> therefor the demons are slowly making you die
[15:25] <+Calodine> :O
[15:25] <dickybob> trust me i know
[15:25] <+Calodine> You say this while I have a cig and a cup of coffee D:
[15:25] <+Calodine> Weren, I'm scared.
[15:25] <+Calodine> Hold me.
Click to expand...


This guy's excellent :D
 
i take that back about demons causing you to smoke, i might of been drunk then
but i am pritty sure there is energys on this world that are intelligent and can have an effect on us when they please from what ive experienced , believe what you want
 
Last edited:
All this talk about golf balls and its fun and games until someone looses an eye reminds me of a mate when i was younger trying see who can bounce a golf ball the highest...he attempted but for some daft reason leant over and the ball bounced up smacked him right in the eye, slashed his top eyelid open blood was everywhere i expected him to loose his sight in that eye luckily he didnt
 
Dickyb0b said:
i take that back about demons causing you to smoke, i might of been drunk then
but i am pritty sure there is energys on this world that are intelligent and can have an effect on us when they please from what ive experienced , believe what you want
Click to expand...

Well that would be a good start.
 
Overclockers UK Forums > Life > General Discussion > i remember using a fishing catapult on my friend

A particular thing I enjoy is when forum posters remark upon their earlier experiences with fishing catapults which are, apparently, a thing.

:who knew:
 
Dickyb0b said:
5 mins later he swings and the ball hits the lad on across from him on his ankle and runs in crying
Click to expand...

It seems that kids these days are right little faeries. If a ball hitting him in the ankle made him run off crying, I can only imagine what the sensitive little darling would have been like back in the day when we used play Army using pellet guns and lobbing half-enders and mugs/pots as grenades.
 
ZfTj4Ue.jpg
 
I once saw 3 kids kicking stones in the street. They were stones from my neighbours drive. I had a premonition, much like you, that they would damage themselves, but more importantly, my or my neighbours property.

Unlike the OP though, I didn't wait for it to happen. I went outside to perform my moral duty and explain to them the error of their ways. They complained vigorously and said they'd get their dad to come back and 'av me. I replied, 'Well! You know where I live, don't you?'

I'm still waiting...

/truth

My two boys are always messing around like this and I remind them it's all fun and games until...I tell them they'll get no sympathy off me when one, or both, of them coming crying and yet they're still shocked when it finally happens and I tell them I don't care they're bleeding! Who'd a thunk it?
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom