'Adult Stores' you occasionally pass when on motorways etc.

rubberduck · 24 May 2015 at 22:25

I drive past these all the time. Anyone been in one? What stories do you have to share about your visit?

How do they stay in business as their car-parks are always empty? Surely better to just order stuff online that from one of these seedy places?

Would have thought they would have gone out of business years ago but what do I know?

Sliver · 24 May 2015 at 22:27

rubberduck said:
How do they stay in business as their car-parks are always empty?

Pervert.

Jambo · 24 May 2015 at 22:28

Where?

I've never seen an adult store alongside a motorway.

Orionaut · 24 May 2015 at 22:31

Jambo said:
Where?

I've never seen an adult store alongside a motorway.

Have you never driven the A1?

Tunney · 24 May 2015 at 22:32

Petition to rename OP to 'rubberneck'

Jambo · 24 May 2015 at 22:35

Orionaut said:
Have you never driven the A1?

Only once I think.

TheVoice · 24 May 2015 at 22:37

Never seen or heard of these.

ci_newman · 24 May 2015 at 22:37

The only one I've ever seen is on the A1

Efour · 24 May 2015 at 22:39

Never seen or even heard of this. You should go to confession more.

dowie · 24 May 2015 at 22:40

Never been in one off a motorway????

Went in one during freshers week many years ago... for a very dodgy fancy dress costume.

And again when with some army mates during a pre-deployment **** up... again for a dodgy fancy dress costume.

and again, with a female friend... for a dodgy fancy dress costume - party did have a theme of 'porn stars' so it wasn't just going into one of these places yet again for the hell of it.

I think some people do obviously use the gear at specialist establishments and at home, but I'd wager a lot of stuff is just bought for stag dos/hen parties etc.. or similar.

gothic_hobbit · 24 May 2015 at 22:42

Do you mean Ann Summers ?

doofer · 24 May 2015 at 22:43

I'll have that big long tartan one on the end..'

I'm sorry madam, but that's my Thermos flask.

Mr Joshua · 24 May 2015 at 22:54

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.2...!1e1!3m2!1sELTLVMvUaTprnerts0ljAQ!2e0!6m1!1e1

_lecro_ · 24 May 2015 at 22:54

Only ever seen one on the A1 near pontefract but the carpark was empty
dont know how they make them pay in such a location tbh

Malevolence · 24 May 2015 at 22:56

I had a large battered sausage, chips and curry sauce from the chippy for tea yesterday. The sausage was huge and knobbly, something such an emporium would be proud to display. Never seen one at the side of a motorway before though.

Efour · 24 May 2015 at 23:12

So is this one shop then in the whole of the UK ?

Can you name more if there are?? Google maps for example.

SexyGreyFox · 24 May 2015 at 23:32

rubberduck said:
I drive past these all the time.

Where?
Which motorways?
Do they have their own exit & entry roads?

sprite1275 · 24 May 2015 at 23:41

Think they have front and rear entry, which ever suits.

doofer · 24 May 2015 at 23:53

I was hoping to be able to embed it but there doesn't appear to be a clip available for embedding anywhere, so you'll have to Google and find it yourselves:

Dom Jolly, Trigger Happy TV 1,000,000th Sex Shop Customer.

dowie · 25 May 2015 at 00:09

Dom Jolly was awesome, show went downhill massively when they did Trigger Happy TV in the US - or perhaps he didn't have as much creative freedom or input in that project.