North Korea finds cure for MERS, EBOLA and AIDS

[Azza]

Well in North Korea! The best Korea!

 

[Agent_Smith357]

Best Korea saves the day again

 

[Amnesia]

The state claims that Kim Jong Il invented the hamburger and had magical powers which meant he did not need to use the toilet.

Explains the size of his belly.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Kim Jong-un has cured AIDS?

But but but....

 

[stopper]

Well, if he is assassinated in the coming weeks, or the US goes to war with them, we will know these claims are true.
The (western) medical industry makes too much money to "cure" these problems, but generates billions treating them, they wouldn't allow him to release a cure to the world.

 

[olivier renault]

 

[toshj]

They're like that weird kid at school who made up outrageous stories in order to be taken seriously and gain credibility...

 

[setter]

Well, kim jong un went to jupiter on a one day mission. Curing diseases, heck he'd do that on a tea break at work. Then go on to get a round of golf in 50 shots at agusta.

 

[ikillbears]

This guy gets a bad rep, its undeserved

 

[Thekwango]

Many have done so, decades ago and right up to the present day.

and that begs the question....why?!

 

[OhEsEcks]

and that begs the question....why?!

Who wouldn't want to live in Glorious Leaders utopia?!

Seriously, this guy is probably one of the more "famous" defectors. And then there's the double defectors. The BBC did a piece on double defectors last year. And there was this bipolar American fella last year that ended up defecting into North Korea, being successful on his (I think) second attempt, which initially sparked my interest in "who the **** defects into North Korean?!".

 

[Cosimo]

 

[Bensons]

I knew he had it in him.

 

[OhEsEcks]

I knew he had it in him.

Which gives a horrible thought as to what's supposedly in the serum.

 

[glenimp617]

Cures some cases of diabetes.
Works as antibiotics.
Gets rid of fevers.
Can stimulate appetite in people with a loss of it.
Gets rid of all of the side-effects of child birth.
Cures drug addiction (and also the site claims there is absolutely NO drug addiction in North Korea, so the tests had to be done in other countries).
Cures and prevents not just AIDS, but also ALL epidemic diseases such as bird flu.
Cures hemorrhages.
Gets rid of cramp.
Cures all intestinal diseases.
Cures heart diseases.
Cures arthritis.
Cures low blood pressure.
Cures erectile dysfunction.
Causes all infections and scars to heal 8 times quicker.
Cures liver diseases caused by alcohol.
Cures colds.
Cures medicinal poisoning.
Removes fatigue and 'various disorders of the body' caused by using a computer.
Cures various mental diseases.
Cures various inflammations.
Cures food poisoning.
Cures muscle pain.
Cures gangrene.
Cures epilepsy.
Makes children grow taller and stronger than they would normally.
Causes complete human immunity to all nuclear radiation.
Cures all types of hepatitis.
Cures tuberculosis.
Cures various cancers.
Cures and causes immunity to venereal diseases.

And finally, it also has anti-aging effects. Apparently it made 70-80 year olds "appear to be only 45-55 years old in all the health indices."
Oh, and it has no side effects when used to cure anything, ever.

Shut up and take my money!

 

[Caged]

All hail Great Leader's On the Spot Guidance.

 

[thep02]

Amazingly, he was instantly cured of his condition, and was able to single-handedly defeat Obama in hand to hand combat. This was all witnessed by Kim's nephew, a scientist of great repute in North Korea.

Yeah true but only because Obama has comparatively small hands for a male of his hight, leading to speculation that he's an alien or a small handed anti christ.

 

[john_s]

This miracle drug is plain old ginseng mixed with poo

Do they sell it mail order?

The Great Leader Poo'd My Letterbox

 

[doodah]

Does it cure famines? Or is it part of the distraction class of drugs ?

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Does it cure morbid obesity ?