Poll: Do you wash your hands?

Nevakonaza · 20 Jun 2015 at 10:27

I always wash after going,Why not it takes like 1 min?..no excuses really.

Think about it though,The way we deal with down below after taking a dump isn't very hygienic really is it?..toilets thee days should come as standard with "Wet" hygienic/antibacterial wipes to wipe down below..not standard bog roll.

SlyReaper · 20 Jun 2015 at 10:28

Burnsy2023 said:
Urine is sterile, so whilst not nice isn't really going to do you much harm. Faeces on the other hand is different.

It's sterile when it's inside a bladder. When it's outside, it isn't. It picks up a lot of fairly unpleasant bacteria quite quickly.

Happily for me, the toilets at my workplace, the doors swing outwards. So on my way out, I don't have to touch any **** smeared door handles, I can open the door with my shoulder.

RoboCod · 20 Jun 2015 at 10:43

I wash my hands after doing many things, I'll just wash them periodically in the day too, but after the toilet is a must, whether a 1 or 2! It's disgusting that anyone wouldn't. The fact many don't is the reason I'll hold the door handle by the corner or with a tissue. Yes, it's kinda ocd, but no I don't want somebody else's poo particles on my hands!!

At work I call people out on it. They're usually quite embarrassed.

robgmun · 20 Jun 2015 at 10:44

elmuzzy66. said:
I wash my hands before. My penis deserves only the best

Actually i have to confess, a lot of times i do this too, i don't want all sorts of bugs from my hands going there. So often i wash my hand before and after.

I was quite bad at one point in my life about washing hands a few years back, but now i do it nearly all the time

easyrider · 20 Jun 2015 at 10:45

I flush with my foot in public lavs

TommyV · 20 Jun 2015 at 10:55

I lick my hands clean

Cosimo · 20 Jun 2015 at 10:57

easyrider said:
Currently just hit my 12th wash..

While do I get the feeling that you're taking the pee?

StriderX · 20 Jun 2015 at 11:01

This generation needs to be forced to roll in the mud imo...

easyrider · 20 Jun 2015 at 11:04

Cosimo said:
While do I get the feeling that you're taking the pee?

I've had a poo....three wees , filled the dishwasher...baked bean hands...,thrown the dog ball, emptied the bin, watered the pot plants, done dog poo in the garden,made a bacon butty, then washed after getting brown sauce drips on fingers...just about to for for another wee...

StriderX · 20 Jun 2015 at 11:07

easyrider said:
I've had a poo....three wees , filled the dishwasher...baked bean hands...,thrown the dog ball, emptied the bin, watered the pot plants, done dog poo in the garden,made a bacon butty, then washed after getting brown sauce drips on fingers...just about to for for another wee...

Seems fair enough...not sure i'd care for the bolded though.

easyrider · 20 Jun 2015 at 11:08

StriderX said:
Seems fair enough...not sure i'd care for the bolded though.

Most of them are covered in moss and compost underneath...they are hanging outside on walls ...stable block etc...

I had bean all over my fingers as I put them...they needed a wash for me to move on with m life...had the news on the TV increased the volume on remote...no good with bean fingers ...

Ya get me blud ?

StriderX · 20 Jun 2015 at 11:10

easyrider said:
Most of them are covered in moss and compost underneath...they are hanging outside on walls ...stable block etc...

I had bean all over my fingers as I put them...they needed a wash for me to move on with m life...had the news on the TV increased the volume on remote...no good with bean fingers ...

Ha get me blud ?

You have moss and compost on your dishes? :mad:

easyrider · 20 Jun 2015 at 11:12

StriderX said:
You have moss and compost on your dishes?

Lol

Pot plants...hanging baskets

Freefaller · 20 Jun 2015 at 11:32

Yes. It's somewhat gross not to.

easyrider · 20 Jun 2015 at 12:19

I think the 30 who don't in the poll should be named and shamed on here and then given a holiday for spreading disease amongst the world.

Things change I've changed · 20 Jun 2015 at 13:08

Outside of work hardly ever (Unless preparing food), the amount of bacteria you accumulate on your hands is unbelievable, you can't stop it, it's normal, you might as well wear gloves all the time otherwise.

Edinho · 20 Jun 2015 at 13:58

atpbx said:
Dont even pretend there is an excuse for not washing your hands after you use the loo.

Wash your hands you dirty *******s.

Like I said after a dump it is important. There are all sorts of nasty pathogens in there. After a pee no unless you happen to do it all over your hands, have an infection, or having a dump at the same time.

Preparing food or need clean hands I wash them regardless.

easyrider · 20 Jun 2015 at 14:02

Edinho said:
Like I said after a dump it is important. There are all sorts of nasty pathogens in there. After a pee no unless you happen to do it all over your hands, have an infection, or having a dump at the same time.

Preparing food or need clean hands I wash them regardless.

The flush handle ...touched by a pooer...

You dirty ******* ******* :rolleyes:

Things change I've changed · 20 Jun 2015 at 14:06

Everyone's so paranoid about 'germs' on their hand because they've touched their genitalia, does anyone on here actually partake in oral sex?

easyrider · 20 Jun 2015 at 14:08

lowrider007 said:
Everyone's so paranoid about 'germs' on their hand because they've touched their genitalia, does anyone on here actually partake in oral sex?

My issue is not with the penis or vagina...It's the loo handle and door knobs... :eek:

Someone could have wiped ...finger gone through...then flushed the loo handle with a poo hand..

One could have had a flawless wee...but becomes contaminated my another's poo whilst flushing

Poll: Do you wash your hands?

Do you wash your hands?

Yes, I wash my hands

No, I don't