Asbo dwarf jailed after impersonating a Dalek and threatening woman with a butterknife

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OK fair enough.... But the police tazered the dude twice.. lol wow

"The incident in Thornton Close got out of hand. He had a target dart to stuck to the middle of his forehead and dominoes in his mouth. He was in his wheel chair and said 'I am a Dalek! Exterminate! Exterminate!'"
He said he took no issue they police had to be called after barracked himself in his room but questioned what threat he posed to others.
"He is 3ft tall," said Mr Genney. "He is a dwarf. He has a Zimmer frame and a colostomy bag. Not the most threatening figure in the world. He was Tasered not once but twice. It is a very sad state of affairs."
"He said in the bus incident the woman admitted she had not felt threatened. The knife was only a butter knife, which was blunt and only slightly serrated," he said. "His physical state is poor. He once tried to kill himself and broke his back.
"He also doesn't have his wheelchair anymore, after it was stolen, and walks everywhere with his Zimmer frame.
"My client is depressed and is in enormous suffering. He drinks, has no friends and is isolated. But I admit he is often his own worst enemy."
Jailing Salter-Bromley for nine months, Recorder David Gordon told him: "Individually, these aren't the most serious offences, but together they take on a different complexion.
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The lady admitted she wasn't even scared lol...

Poor man, I know im going to hell.

The judge says
"I appreciate you are isolated and have an extremely lonely life, which makes you frustrated. But now you have time behind bars to reflect and try to keep your temper under control."
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Hi Ho, Hi Ho its off to the slammer you go.

(yeah i shamelessly posted this because of that killer headline ! :P )
 
The offence was committed during a campaign of public abuse after he defecated in a council office in protest his kitchen work tops had been mounted 8in too high for him to reach.
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:D

He sounds quite the character.
 
crinkleshoes said:
Flash news! Restaurants to be outlawed and only forks allowed for picnics in the park... wtf?!
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It's without a good reason you can't have something longer than 3 inches that locks into place.

You can have a 2 foot high quality machete as long a sits your job to be hacking down the over grown knotweed in the town center gardens. ..
 
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