Asbo dwarf jailed after impersonating a Dalek and threatening woman with a butterknife

You know it is good luck to pat a dwarf on the head :)

But the Judge is seriously a stuck up so and so. I mean come on what is prison going to do other than REALLY screw his life up because where will he live after? Lets hope he doesnt have any debt or direct debt because when he gets out he will prolly hang himself from the letterbox with a tie.


Prison is for hardcore criminals and people who need to be seperated not helped. ****
 
The police made short work of him and the judge certainly cut him down to size.
 
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love a good dwarf story. Though this one is a bit sad, really (hilarious crime notwithstanding)

My mate once pulled a dwarf at a bar. He didn't even realise she was a dwarf. To be fair, she was sat down, and none of us realised either until I spotted her remarkably short arms. It was bloody hilarious at the time. I feel a little mean about it these days, though.
 
He once tried to kill himself and broke his back. He also doesn't have his wheelchair anymore, after it was stolen, and walks everywhere with his Zimmer frame.

Poor guy, I feel for ya man.
 
"One officer described him angry with veins sticking out of his neck. They eventually Tasered him with two stuns guns. because they 'feared for his welfare,'" the court heard.
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So it was better for his welfare to get a few thousand volts up the arse, not once, but twice. lol

You have to love that police logic. His welfare is in danger, quick electrocute him !!!!!.......... now lets go home and eat pie with the smell of burning dwarf beard fresh in our noses.
 
wildman said:
So it was better for his welfare to get a few thousand volts up the arse, not once, but twice. lol

You have to love that police logic. His welfare is in danger, quick electrocute him !!!!!.......... now lets go home and eat pie with the smell of burning dwarf beard fresh in our noses.
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It's extremely dangerous to Taser a dwarf, very high risk of a short circuit.
 
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