'Vicious' fox traps eight people in Cambridgeshire sports club

MrMarvelous · 3 Jul 2015 at 03:13

itchy said:
Swift kick in the jaw and that little fox wont be yapping anymore.

People are pussies these days.

Agree. I'd also like to add to that, loads are also politically correct nonce-a-holics.

StriderX · 3 Jul 2015 at 03:17

I like the city foxes, they make an otherwise barren landscape interesting.

Ephemera · 3 Jul 2015 at 03:35

Rainmaker said:
This is what happens when bunny huggers 'rehabilitate' foxes. They become completely unafraid of people, then get 'released' into the countryside (read: dumped in unfamiliar territory to starve to death). They're hungry, scared, aggressive and not afraid of people... Easy pickings if they don't starve to death first. Then stuff like this happens.

A .22 or bull cross lurcher would have solved this pdq ('accidentally' of course). The RSPCA wouldn't comment... it was probably their lot that released the bugger haha.

Absolute Bull. Keep on with those blinkered eyes. :rolleyes:

spoffle · 3 Jul 2015 at 03:38

If 8 grown arse adults get held hostage by 1 fox, they deserve it. You wouldn't even need to hit it to get it bugger off. A charge and shout would get a fox crapping itself and running off. How embarrassing for the lot of them.

neoboy · 3 Jul 2015 at 03:55

If we ever get invaded by another nation they should clearly start in Cambridgeshire.

Outcast · 3 Jul 2015 at 04:27

What does the Fox say..... ?

Git Tay foo......

Sankari · 3 Jul 2015 at 05:49

8 adults can't handle a single fox? :confused:

Mr Staines admitted he "tweaked his groin" trying to get away from the marauding animal and back to the safety of the club.

A frank admission indeed! :eek:

But instead of playing with his nadgers he should have done something constructive.

Outcast said:
What does the Fox say..... ?

Git Tay foo......

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

Glaswegian fox, LOL...

Cosimo · 3 Jul 2015 at 07:27

Next they'll be telling us that it had a black flag and was brandishing an ak47. This is a load of cobblers.

scorza · 3 Jul 2015 at 08:32

I despair of this country at times. If the Islamic State ever do invade then we have no chance of defending the country.

Zatoichi.uK · 3 Jul 2015 at 08:59

Ha lol at you lot thinking you'd be all brave. I guarantee a fox would **** you up.

D3K · 3 Jul 2015 at 09:08

I always said I would never be scared of a dog coming at me til one day, one did. The speed and ferocity that it aggrod me had me keeking my breeks and I stood behind a gate watching it tear me to pieces with its eyes.

It's hard to say how I would act in a situation with a fox. Even a feral cat coming at me might have me worried, they're like little balls of razors when they get going.

But I agree that more than one person in a club with access to rackets should have had more balls.

FoxEye · 3 Jul 2015 at 09:10

scorza said:
I despair of this country at times. If the Islamic State ever do invade then we have no chance of defending the country.

Perhaps we could tame some of these dire foxes and unleash them on the enemy when the time comes?

edit: talk of dogs is different. For starters, you get some huge dogs, and dogs when trained to fight are dangerous, or the police, etc, wouldn't use them.

Foxes are a completely different kettle of fish. It's hard to be intimidated by a fox.

Afraid of cats too? Sheesh. Come on, people. This isn't Australia.

arknor · 3 Jul 2015 at 09:15

most animals aren't confident in attacking unless they sense fear.

watch a lot of nature documentaries and you quickly see that.
toilet roll armed man vs wild lion

how to man up @10secs

Animals know if they get injured they are basically dead, they don't take risks under normal circumstances

thep02 · 3 Jul 2015 at 09:21

^^Second video, I just loudly said Jesus Christo and pulled my head back fast, not a job I'd like, I'll be sending mates the video to watch. :cool:

Rybo89 · 3 Jul 2015 at 09:25

See this fox all the time:

Schlong&Stable · 3 Jul 2015 at 09:25

I'd actually be a little wary. Not because of a fear of the fox, but in case it had rabies.

Haggisman · 3 Jul 2015 at 09:26

spoffle said:
If 8 grown arse adults get held hostage by 1 fox, they deserve it. You wouldn't even need to hit it to get it bugger off. A charge and shout would get a fox crapping itself and running off. How embarrassing for the lot of them.

Exactly what I was thinking - run at it yelling and waving your arms and it would have legged it!

arknor · 3 Jul 2015 at 09:27

thep02 said:
^^Second video, I just loudly said Jesus Christo and pulled my head back fast, not a job I'd like, I'll be sending mates the video to watch.

yea that guy is crazy no matter how hard I would try there is no way I would be able to stay perfectly still and not flinch to ensure the gorillas charge stays a mock charge instead of becoming a real one.

D3K · 3 Jul 2015 at 09:30

Thompson_NCL said:
I'd actually be a little wary. Not because of a fear of the fox, but in case it had rabies.

Someone already said the UK doesn't have rabies, and is true according to wikipedia:

Prevalence_of_rabies

I still don't know if its worth the risk

thep02 · 3 Jul 2015 at 09:36

arknor said:
yea that guy is crazy no matter how hard I would try there is no way I would be able to stay perfectly still and not flinch to ensure the gorillas charge stays a mock charge instead of becoming a real one.

I would have shown the gorilla its strength meant nothing to me by dying before it got a hit in.