A Gift to you all

Buddy · 8 Jul 2015 at 08:57

http://www.parcelsofpoo.co.uk/

Should resolve 99% of issues on this forum.

You're welcome

Disclaimer: poo from a "large dog breed" used to replicate human poo.

Cow and Horse poo also available.

Framed poo available for the sentimental types

Yaayuh! · 8 Jul 2015 at 09:07

Excellent.

peterwalkley · 8 Jul 2015 at 09:08

Box too big for letterbox. Fail.

daz.rathbone · 8 Jul 2015 at 09:08

Ordered - thx OP

Buddy · 8 Jul 2015 at 09:09

peterwalkley said:
Box too big for letterbox. Fail.

There is always recorded delivery

russell664 · 8 Jul 2015 at 10:45

Wow I can poop remotely, good show!

My enemies will feel the pain!

Kronos · 8 Jul 2015 at 11:03

Christmas is sorted.

Hiijinx · 8 Jul 2015 at 11:03

So tempted ....

dirtychinchilla · 8 Jul 2015 at 11:05

Thanks buddy

Edrof · 8 Jul 2015 at 11:06

If they sold boxed-up stances we'd be laughing.

John40 · 8 Jul 2015 at 11:07

I think if you were thinking of sending some **** in the post to a friend you would at least have the courtesy to provide your own, you can't beat the personal touch.

Buddy · 8 Jul 2015 at 11:09

John40 said:
I think if you were thinking of sending some **** in the post to a friend you would at least have the courtesy to provide your own, you can't beat the personal touch.

Apologies, I clearly lack some basic etiquette

NMBlack · 8 Jul 2015 at 11:13

At last, another entry in the competitive world of poopgrams! This should shake the prices up a bit.

junior · 8 Jul 2015 at 11:18

Solid! Thanks OP.

Yaayuh! · 8 Jul 2015 at 11:20

*looks at previous MM sales for addresses*

Buddy · 8 Jul 2015 at 11:24

Also addresses the individuals who request advice on how to make £xxx/year income. Good profit margins.

Though supply might be an issue if you don't live on a farm or have any pets.

anything I don't mind · 8 Jul 2015 at 11:25

Do they do letterbox size parcels? Otherwise i am not interested. Actually making someone go down to the local depot to collect poo might actually be even funnier.

"your parcel is with a neighbour"

John40 · 8 Jul 2015 at 11:27

What they should do is make a parcel that automatically springs open as soon as it hits the floor, far more fun.

Could cause problems at the sorting office though.

Kuros · 8 Jul 2015 at 11:28

Well....

Remind me to check all parcels once over before opening... I might have to start doing that outside

Buddy · 8 Jul 2015 at 11:29

anything I don't mind said:
Do they do letterbox size parcels? Otherwise i am not interested. Actually making someone go down to the local depot to collect poo might actually be even funnier.

"your parcel is with a neighbour"

Actually lol'd