Jade Helm

its an excuse for conspiracy theorists to go mad..despite the fact the similar exercises were held under the previous administrations and it didnt warrant a mention

marines have used Carolina for similar stuff as well and nobody cares

its just the usual nutjobs wagging their chins


and if it completes normally they will claim it was because they highlighted it forcing the govt to pretend it was a normal exercise
 
It gives +1 strength and +3 dexterity.

Sounds like a Page Three starlet. Which is why I'm in here. Disappointing.

The Jade Helm is usually worn by a beautiful high priestess of zoth.
The helm was found deep beneath the earth by a dwarven expedition in the year of the gryphon, gives it's wearer both +1 to strength and +3 dexterity and also allows underwater breathing for up to 4 minutes.
 
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