Need a believable "I hope the world record for xxxxx"!

gradyhawks

gradyhawks

gradyhawks

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So,

We at work have someone coming in to interview us for 10 minutes each for them to come up with an "About Us" page at work. I couldn't give a toss and I really don't care for these things ... So, Im going to so what I usually do and amuse myself instead.

We've been asked to think about answers to various questions and I'm thinking about making myself a world record holder in something. I just need some help deciding what.... Now as long as its not a record for longest marathon or something I think I could pull off a convincing lie.

Anyone have any suggestions?
 
Largest gathering of people dressed as penguins? In London, UK, 373 people dressed as penguins and gathered by City Hall. The group also partook in a 2km "waddle" around Tower Bridge. Would be very ahrd to disprove you werent one of the 373 penguins esp if you google the date etc.
 
Bensons said:
No because people will google it on their phone in about 10 seconds and you will have redface.
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You're no fun. To actually think anyone will make the effort to click the about us page, never mind Google each fact is beyond me.

Greebo said:
Largest gathering of people dressed as penguins? In London, UK, 373 people dressed as penguins and gathered by City Hall. The group also partook in a 2km "waddle" around Tower Bridge. Would be very ahrd to disprove you werent one of the 373 penguins esp if you google the date etc.
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I think you're into a winner. I might go with triple world record holder. This, pancake flipping and something else.

JOSH86 said:
Most amount of inconspicuous faps whilst in an interview?
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"And if you just keep talking, I might just break that record"
 
I admire your spirit but you might just end up looking like a ******* if 50 other employees just say normal boring things. :p
 
"My wife/Girlfriend is actually a world record holder - So far she has lasted <enter years married / together> with me and not felt the need to remove me from this place :)"

As there is no WR for this its almost impossiable to check and should raise a smile to all but the most grouchy
 
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