Need a believable "I hope the world record for xxxxx"!

[dl8860]

World record for the most world records falsely claimed?

recordception

 

[RoyMi6]

Find a record held by a person with the same name as you and claim it's you

 

[Zogger]

World record for most cringeworthy thread

(no need to lie.. I now present it to you...)

 

[Greebo]

World record for the most infractions received from a forum in 24 hrs.

Doable if you start now

 

[MookJong]

You need to say you were part of a group record so they cannot identify you.

Problem is I can't think of a good one apart from the obvious, skydiving, flashmob or something like that.

 

[Redz]

You need to say you were part of a group record so they cannot identify you.

Problem is I can't think of a good one apart from the obvious, skydiving, flashmob or something like that.

Bukkaki world record?

 

[MookJong]

Bukkaki world record?

Nailed it....

Possibly in both senses

 

[Kol]

I think having a world record is quite extreme, why not go with winning a Gamesmaster Golden Joystick or something? Just make sure you've got your game sorted. You can't google that too easily.

 

[Greebo]

World record gang bang?

 

[NexusK]

Whatever you come up with this thread will appear in the search results when it gets googled

 

[CrispyOtter]

Just say that you were TIME magazine person of the year in 2006

 

[Josh]

Just say that you were Time magazine person of the year in 2006

This!

 

[StoutMeister]

World's best jizz swallower.

 

[wildman]

speed letterbox defecating...........

would be a worthy record to hold

 

[SickAsAParrot]

Longest person to stay alive during 'Death by a thousand cuts'

Also 'loudest and longest agonizing scream' broken at same time.

 

[jimjamuk]

biggest liar - then proceed to make everything else up

 

[russell664]

Most amount of inconspicuous faps whilst in an interview?

Haha.

This one.

 

[413x]

These are best sort of threads

Highest break:work time ratio 2014

 

[Greebo]

Most posts on forums while working and not been caught

 

[Maverick2332]

Just say that you were TIME magazine person of the year in 2006

Alternatively, when they are getting to know you in your meeting say that you aspire to be like Time magazine person of the year 1938, always goes down well - especially in job interviews.