Every time I clean my car, within a couple of days, it has been defecated on again by our dear avian friends. What's the best recommended bird deterrent device or product on the market? Ideally, I'm looking for some kind of star trek style forcefield that projects straight upwards and anything flying overhead bounces off it. Alternatively, something that will detect incoming bombardment, and deploy a series of small missiles to intercept the excrement before it impacts my car, and eliminate the offending bird.
At the outside, I might consider a time machine capable of taking me back far enough in time to prevent birds from ever evolving in the first place, but a) that might have some unintended consequences on history, and b) it's probably quite expensive.
Any recommendations?
At the outside, I might consider a time machine capable of taking me back far enough in time to prevent birds from ever evolving in the first place, but a) that might have some unintended consequences on history, and b) it's probably quite expensive.
Any recommendations?
