Got Trolled by a girl on the street.

[traveyb]

If you see her again, get some flowers from there! Make up some soppy reply and see where it ends up

 

[Threepwood]

Maybe she wants you to send/give her flowers?

If you see her again, get some flowers from there!

 

[wez130]

I'll just leave this punflower here and watch it grow.

 

[wordy]

Plot Twist: She is really a he.

 

[snips86x]

Amazing!!

 

[markweatherill]

stopped to make conversation (been trying to do this lately)

Hint: don't leaf through your copy of The Game while attempting conversation.

 

[Lakeland]

Have you rang the number she gave you? That might be funny story number two!

 

[McGray]

Worst, 'I just got a girls number' thread eva.

 

[leaskovski]

Have you ever watched Hostel? That ain't no flower shop.

 

[gord]

Plot consistency: You call her and share much mirth over her devious suggestion. You decide to go on a date choosing your actual favourite vegetarian restaurant as the location followed by a nice walk afterwards through one of Prague's beautiful parks. She's not overly keen on vegetarian dishes but gives you the time of day because you're nice, and picking up the bill. Everything is going great and 2 more dates in she invites you back to her place. She's busy freshening up and you take it upon yourself to make some coffee for you both. That's when it hits you. She keeps the ketchup in the fridge. It's all over. You make a quick escape leaving a hastily scribbled note attached to the bottle, "I live in the cupboard".

Not the end.

 

[Mr Badger]

She has lupins.

Fixed.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

...apart from that one time

 

[StoutMeister]

You need to de-flower her.

 

[jamoor]

and yet another house humblebrag thread.

Probbably didn't happen. Pics or GTFO.

 

[Scam]

You spoke to a girl in the street? Are you mental?

 

[Liquiduk]

That troll is a bit of me :d

 

[Dr House]

Hint: don't leaf through your copy of The Game while attempting conversation.

DD


To those of you that asked I have not called so I don't know if its a fake number but I will sms and see if she responds. I am in India now for a bit so I don't expect anything to come of it.

 

[Chris1712]

Wait aren't you absolutely loaded? Why aren't you being very selective on Tinder and enjoying yourself? Must be plenty of golddiggers in London/Prague.

 

[Dr House]

Why aren't you being very selective on Tinder and enjoying yourself? Must be plenty of golddiggers in London/Prague.

When I first went back to Prague I did quit a lot of tinderting but its started to get boring so I am learning to up my game a bit and pick up girls normally but yes I am still on tinder form time to time.

 

[Tone1979]