Advice for a younger you

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So I'm bored at work, I'm now at the stage in life of becoming a dad and having a mortgage. (Feeling grown up now)

So what advice would you give yourself, if you could go back in time?

Be it something clever to do with money that will set you up later in life, or just to move on from that ex, she wasn't worth eating pizza and crying over for 4 months of your life.

So let's hear your advice..
 
Of course you won't be able to jump your Raleigh Burner across the canal you ****ing dolt.

One Halloween you're going to be taking a shortcut on the way back from the pub. Whatever you do don't blindly hop over the small 2' wall you come across, it's a 20' drop onto concrete the other side. mavity wins and F= m ΔV/ΔT
 
I have thought about this many times and come to the conclusion its a oxymoronic question. :confused:

Because if you could change anything in your past, you would not be here asking said question.

Would I change anything if I could?? Hell no! otherwise I would not be me! ;)
 
If i could be guaranteed younger me would listen id tell him alchohol, tobacco, fast food and apathy arent a recipe for a good life.

But then the world was practically screaming it in my face and i didnt listen so why woud i listen to some fat wheezy bugger telling me what to do.
 
Choose a career you think you'd be really good at and will enjoy, rather that one that will earn you loads of money.

When in doubt, always kiss the girl.

That's a good one. The number of times I've chickened out of a sure thing...I'd tell my past self not to be such a g@ylord.
 
I should have worked harder at school, teachers and parents were always giving me grief, I wasn't particularly lazy more lack of motivation at that age. Also my peers didn't exactly inspire academic excellence.
 
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