I cross ocean,
poor and broke,
Take bus,
see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see benefits.
Benefits say,
"You come no more,
We send cash
right to your door."
Benefit cheques,
they make you wealthy,
NHS it keep
you healthy!
By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
English dummy.
Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'
They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with benefit bucks
They come here,
we live together,
More benefit cheques,
it gets better!
Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,
"Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.
Send for family
they just trash,
But they, too,
draw the benefits cash!
Everything is
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood.
We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Benefits pay
for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
English crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep benefits
running here.
We think England
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.