So first of all ****** **** ********** ******! 

Right, now that's out of the way
Came home to a PCN this evening for a Pay & Display I've never been to when I was ~150 miles away at the time.
Pictures show a car with my reg, same make/model, but luckily, no spoiler on the back, whereas my car has one, so relatively easy to prove it wasn't me.
However, it does mean that my plates have been cloned, so I'm preparing to expect more prospective invoices
Spoke to the police who said they'd "log" it (so I guess I'll be pulled over every time I pass a police car now
).
Spoke to DVLA who said I need to write to them, so I expect that letter will get lost, and then processed in about 15 years
What are the chances of the DVLA issuing me with a new plate? I've seen various pages saying they "might" in some circumstances...
Failing that, what's the cheapest way to get a new reg. no.? I'm really not fussed about it being anything personal. I've seen sites selling them for as little as £25 + VAT, but is there a DVLA fee to actually assign that reg to the car as well?


Right, now that's out of the way

Came home to a PCN this evening for a Pay & Display I've never been to when I was ~150 miles away at the time.
Pictures show a car with my reg, same make/model, but luckily, no spoiler on the back, whereas my car has one, so relatively easy to prove it wasn't me.
However, it does mean that my plates have been cloned, so I'm preparing to expect more prospective invoices

Spoke to the police who said they'd "log" it (so I guess I'll be pulled over every time I pass a police car now

Spoke to DVLA who said I need to write to them, so I expect that letter will get lost, and then processed in about 15 years

What are the chances of the DVLA issuing me with a new plate? I've seen various pages saying they "might" in some circumstances...
Failing that, what's the cheapest way to get a new reg. no.? I'm really not fussed about it being anything personal. I've seen sites selling them for as little as £25 + VAT, but is there a DVLA fee to actually assign that reg to the car as well?