The time to grow up has finally arrived

SonniLombardi · 26 Sep 2015 at 14:14

Outcast said:
Congratulations.

All unborns are called "He". No, I have no idea why ?

You're about to realise how precious life is and how fragile it can seem !

Your newborn will be like a Fresh build Pc. All that works is the BIOS
It's up to you to install the correct operating procedures !!

What if he pushes the overclock button? :eek:

prepare for lots of dirty nappies.

horseunderwater · 27 Sep 2015 at 05:23

Congrats this is a great lifechange

Skidder · 27 Sep 2015 at 06:44

You won't grow up in the slightest but you will have a blast (and challenges but it will be worth it).

ci_newman · 27 Sep 2015 at 06:59

SonniLombardi said:
What if he pushes the overclock button? prepare for lots of dirty nappies.

I have a father friend had a baby that was a bit constipated. His wife had been giving the baby a small amount of orange juice to help. One day the wife had gone out and asked him to give the baby some OJ. He gave him an entire bottle :eek:

The poo was overclocked that day!

eatcustard · 27 Sep 2015 at 08:13

Look at all the Lego you an buy for yourself.

All the best with your new child

MadMouse101 · 27 Sep 2015 at 08:17

Congratulations.

Sankari · 27 Sep 2015 at 08:32

Congratulations mate, first time is pretty scary but it's worth the wait!

Witor · 27 Sep 2015 at 09:59

Hades said:
Kids definitely make you feel mentally young, not old.

But they also make you feel knackered physically.

Aye. x3 in my case, having said that, once they start sleeping overnight, communicating and out of nappies, things (energy wise) pick up dramatically

MrMoonX · 27 Sep 2015 at 09:59

If my wife found out is posted on her whilst she was in labour, she go nuts!

Terrier_Jimlad · 27 Sep 2015 at 10:09

Liquid_Entity said:
Can't wait to meet it.

Remember not to call it that once it arrives, she will not approve!!!!

Participant · 27 Sep 2015 at 10:23

Skidder said:
(and challenges but it will be worth it).

Let 'it' be known as 'It'.

AndrewNR · 27 Sep 2015 at 11:06

finga said:
Life does not change, say goodbye to free time though, all of it.

As well as:

Cash
Lay-ins
A tidy house

etc etc

Congratulations to 'it' though.

Wink · 27 Sep 2015 at 11:14

Congrats, hope it all went well

Quartz · 27 Sep 2015 at 11:22

Fingers firmly crossed for a safe and easy delivery.

Participant · 27 Sep 2015 at 11:24

Op's baby has arrived, woohoo!!!

Droolinggimp · 27 Sep 2015 at 15:07

Good luck.

Mines now 8 months old. Know idea where time has gone. Already standing and has 8 teeth. Has been crawling over 2 months now. On 3 meals a day and normal formula milk. Hard work when your doing 52 hours per week and the mum is full time (soon to be part time which is good).

Its the best thing ever. However, one little tip for you. Dont give in to the midwives at the hospital. They will pester the mum to breast feed. If she cant do it she cant,. Nothing wrong in that what so ever, ask for formula milk asap.

Also do what come naturally with him. Do not read too much into the littlest things on the internet. It will make you more worried if you think something is up with your little one.

No internet with my first (different relationship) but this year the mum was getting info from the web and making the simplest thing into a major issue for no reason.

Do what comes naturally.

Good luck on your new member of the family.

adambro47 · 27 Sep 2015 at 15:21

i can remember the time my oldest was born, was very emotional time

neil3k · 27 Sep 2015 at 16:11

the umbilical cord has the consistency of haribo

Outcast · 27 Sep 2015 at 16:16

Must've arrived by now.

so...

What flavour is it ?

jpod · 27 Sep 2015 at 17:17

Congrats

Don't forget to put the side on your PC case now, little fingers...............