Should I divorce my wife?

[~Divine~Wind~]

haha op
we caught a lad at work googling how many metres in a kilometre!

 

[VincentHanna]

On second thoughts, pics to judge if she's worth it...
Edit - never mind, found a post in the Post your GF thread. She looks nice, I'd see if she Googles anything else that's a bit daft before getting the papers...

There's a 'post your girlfriend' thread?

Am I the only one who finds that a bit distasteful?

 

[ubersonic]

haha op
we caught a lad at work googling how many metres in a kilometre!

That's pretty excusable really though as even today we don't use KM in the UK.

 

[russell664]

Poo through her letter box..

Then angry clean it up, telling her that it is exactly 10cm long, which is 1/10 of a metre.

 

[jon86]

That's pretty excusable really though as even today we don't use KM in the UK.

Not really, as we use 'kilo' in other words, like kilogram.

 

[Dis86]

Ditch her. Infact sparta her off the nearest high object.

 

[john_s]

There's a 'post your girlfriend' thread?

Am I the only one who finds that a bit distasteful?

Are you suggesting that you'd use a courier instead?

 

[TwsT]

Are you suggesting that you'd use a courier instead?

HA

 

[bayo000]

There's a 'post your girlfriend' thread?

Am I the only one who finds that a bit distasteful?

It is if you don't pack Haribo as well

 

[Greebo]

There's a 'post your girlfriend' thread?

Am I the only one who finds that a bit distasteful?

Not all all. The forum needs to decide if the general looks outweigh the stupidity thats all

 

[VincentHanna]

Well as long as they know they are on a forum being looked at by other people and judged..

 

[silversurfer]

would have given a full box of Haribo to attend

whoah whoah there, lets not carried away now

They don't get confused because 12 inches still is 1 foot and 20 pence is 4 shillings.

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Is that your wife?

cant be 100% sure if joking

 

[chillidog]

I came home from work today and found this on the browser, I think it's all over but I just can't find a way to tell her

simple tell her she can become our next Chancellor of the Exchequer she will do well

 

[ThundyCat]

When I told my wife I had a crack in my car windscreen she wanted to know if they had to change the whole screen.

Blond moment for sure.

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

My girlfriend is Portuguese. It's all metric with her. If I saw "thats about 3 feet long" her response is normally "you might as well speak in Chinese" - its entertaining.

Careful! The written language is Chinese, but when spoken it's usually either Cantonese or Mandarin!

 

[Anchundan]

Actually, I want to offer a possible explanation. Since she wrote meter, she deliberately wrote the American spelling of metre.

Let me ask this question: How many kg in a ton?

 

[spoffle]

whoah whoah there, lets not carried away now

cant be 100% sure if joking

That girl's a troll.

 

[FoxEye]

Actually, I want to offer a possible explanation. Since she wrote meter, she deliberately wrote the American spelling of metre.

Let me ask this question: How many kg in a ton?

Is that a ton or a tonne? I don't know the answer regardless

Isn't there 3 types of ton/tonne? I can't remember.

 

[StoutMeister]

Did you really just photograph the screen rather than taking a screenshot?

 

[Beren]

Is that a ton or a tonne? I don't know the answer regardless

Isn't there 3 types of ton/tonne? I can't remember.

Yup, Short Ton, Long Ton and Metric Tonne. As well as potentially - doing a Ton. And how much money is a Ton of Money.

Obviously we can't answer the question without knowing whether your wife has also let herself go and how well she cooks.