My Pet mouse Elvis died last night....

[itchy]

A Hickey Dickery Dock moment I suppose.

My target mouse is armed with a condom.

Leave me alone its Friday.

 

[Ayahuasca]

Don't be crue.

 

[Cosimo]

....he was caught in a trap.

 

[V F]

Didn't Elvis die on the toilet.....

Elvis didn't die, he just went home.

 

[G-MAN2004]

Why are there mouse traps in your house when you have a pet mouse?

 

[Nix]

Why can't you see what you're doing to me?

 

[Ja5peruk]

....he was caught in a trap.

Hahaha now that made me chuckle!!!

 

[413x]

My hamster died last night too, fell asleep at the wheel.

Game.. Raised Raised!

 

[Derek W]

Elvis didn't die, he just went home.

Thought he was working in a chip shop?

 

[something daft already!!]

I saw this on Facebook a day or so before this thread.

 

[RaohNS]

Good