Broken Jaw, Food through straw.. FEED ME!

BriT · 31 Oct 2015 at 18:46

I need to lose weight, maybe ill break my jaw..

Jackaby · 31 Oct 2015 at 18:55

Beer!

Loaded with calories

Hedge · 31 Oct 2015 at 23:26

Got sucker punched by a Sted Head in a bar.

I had a rump steak today, had good fun slicing it up, frying it.. then blending it with green beans and butternut squash.

Ate that through a large KFC straw.

Not gonna lie, Ive felt better.

NickK · 1 Nov 2015 at 22:17

BBQ -> blender -> straw -> win. Although the main hassle is cleaning your teeth of all the fibres after.

FML1990 · 2 Nov 2015 at 05:36

NickK said:
BBQ -> blender -> straw -> win. Although the main hassle is cleaning your teeth of all the fibres after.

I don't think the blades could break the metal up though.

bledd · 2 Nov 2015 at 07:58

FML1990 said:
I don't think the blades could break the metal up though.

Lol

ci_newman · 3 Nov 2015 at 16:30

My friends swear by Joylent...

opethdisciple · 3 Nov 2015 at 17:40

Full fat milk to keep the calories high!!