when was the last time you had some lovely bacon?

modo77 · 10 Nov 2015 at 14:25

Never, and tested a few years ago.

Tefal · 10 Nov 2015 at 17:29

Feek said:
Oh, never.

/edit but I'm old enough now and been married for long enough not to need it. If I were to have had anything, it would have shown a long while ago.

Chlamydia wouldn't in you.

But you'd have likely given it your wife where either would have been detected

dowie · 10 Nov 2015 at 20:11

lafemmefatale said:
Tosno said:

I eat bacon 6 mornings a week. Never had a STD, too selective, no women with tattoos ect

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I'd like to know more. About your selection criteria, not your bacon eating habits.

dowie · 10 Nov 2015 at 20:13

lafemmefatale said:
Tosno believes women with tattoos are mentalists.

nah, in context, he's refering to the fact they're more likely to have STDs not the fact they're more likely to have mental issues

lafemmefatale · 10 Nov 2015 at 20:15

dowie said:

lafemmefatale · 10 Nov 2015 at 20:16

dowie said:
nah, in context, he's refering to the fact they're more likely to have STDs not the fact they're more likely to have mental issues

We all know the world of Tosno is very different to the reality of things.

Tosno · 10 Nov 2015 at 21:11

Under 60kg.

lafemmefatale · 10 Nov 2015 at 21:13

Imagine if you met a girl who weighed 9st 6.2775lbs. :eek:

What would you do then, eh? What would you do, Tosno?

Tosno · 10 Nov 2015 at 21:17

A lap around town should fix that.

lafemmefatale · 10 Nov 2015 at 21:18

Tosno said:
A lap around town should fix that.

NoobCannon · 10 Nov 2015 at 23:34

Damn this thread. Read before work and all i Wanted since was a bacon sandwich!

atpbx · 11 Nov 2015 at 03:35

No, I've never had an STD.

But I do like bacon, trying to cut back though, as I was eating far to much.

Malevolence · 11 Nov 2015 at 05:59

atpbx said:
But I do like bacon, trying to cut back though, as I was eating far to much.

Try streaky instead.

Zenduri · 11 Nov 2015 at 07:14

Tosno said:
A lap around town should fix that.

Nice to know you're shallower than a gnats soup bowl lol

Mynight · 11 Nov 2015 at 07:15

Good retort though

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Captain · 11 Nov 2015 at 08:09

I don't eat bacon, not a fan.

Haven't had an STD either, I think..