What's the weirdest thing you have done on a first date?

Two things about this thread,

1) we need to start a best GD thread poll and this has to win it.

2) we need a best first date poll. Some of these are simple amazing. :D
 
Arranged a first date and she lived quite a bit away and I was going straight from work so she suggested that bring a change of clothes and I could shower at hers.

Got to hers and she greets me with a kiss and then takes me to her bedroom. Cue the doing the business. Then, another shower (separately) to get ready to go out and as I am sat there watching tv I realise a few things.

1. I had never met this woman before that night.
2. I'd only started chatting to her on FB the week earlier.
3. She "put out" very quickly and obviously had it planned (she had a matching thong, suspenders and stockings on under her dress.
3. Being so shallow I had realised that as much as she was very good looking, I doubted she was going to be gf material or anything long term or even short term.

So I ashamed to say that while she was in the shower I grabbed my bag and left and went home.

I'm a very, very bad man. :(
 
Greebo said:
Arranged a first date and she lived quite a bit away and I was going straight from work so she suggested that bring a change of clothes and I could shower at hers.

Got to hers and she greets me with a kiss and then takes me to her bedroom. Cue the doing the business. Then, another shower (separately) to get ready to go out and as I am sat there watching tv I realise a few things.

1. I had never met this woman before that night.
2. I'd only started chatting to her on FB the week earlier.
3. She "put out" very quickly and obviously had it planned (she had a matching thong, suspenders and stockings on under her dress.
3. Being so shallow I had realised that as much as she was very good looking, I doubted she was going to be gf material or anything long term or even short term.

So I ashamed to say that while she was in the shower I grabbed my bag and left and went home.

I'm a very, very bad man. :(
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I'm confused by this, so why exactly did you leave?
 
Snookums said:
I'm confused by this, so why exactly did you leave?
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Several reasons.

1. Although she was very attractive, there wasn't a lot more to her.
2. She "seduced" me before we had even had a date or even met in person (suspect that won;t have been the first time she had done that)
3. I had spilled my oats.
4. I couldn't see a future and by the second time (in the bed that evening) I had already started losing interest
 
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I'd not have left. I would have waited and got a bit more action and see how she turned out as a person. Judging a book by a cover, n'all that... She may actually be loyal in a relationship.
 
craig_t said:
I'd not have left. I would have waited and got a bit more action and see how she turned out as a person. Judging a book by a cover, n'all that... She may actually be loyal in a relationship.
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Yeah I know. Still feel a bit bad about it to this day. But my gut feeling was screaming "get out of there now"
 
Dis86 said:
Cos his account had plenty of money in it? *shrugs*
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Or card is codeword for willy and he gave her two black eyes for teasing? The sly devil then used stockholm syndrome and married her. She could be locked in a basement tapping for help in morse code as we speak. :p
 
Turned up to a date that wasn't a date...

went out with a friend of a friend who I'd never met before as a conversation revolved around me being single so I got set up....

Found out at end of the night she had to get back to her boyfriend... wtf.... lol

We fell out then.... and she couldn't understand why I found it a bit weird meeting up with a stranger when he was under the impression it was a date and was a little concerned......

I get to see her again next month - first time since. Oh joy... :(
 
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Not a first date, but some girl from a local night club came back to mine (after getting her sisters number, and not realising she was her sister). I lived in a dorm type room, with a spin lock for the door, so you can easily lock it from the inside without a key.

Eventually I feel asleep and I wake up in the morning alone. Win.

Mate comes in and knocks on my door, I was little confused as it was locked but being pretty hungover I never thought much of it. He then continues to tell me he just seen some girl who was covered head to toe in mud and after speaking to her she coudn't get out of some guys room and tripped climbing out their window......funnily enough my window was wide open with a whole lot of mess underneath it.

It wouldn't have been so funny if she wasn't the last person to lock the door from the inside.
 
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