Request for a poll on whether people thought OP was a woman.
Do you regularly allow strange men to apply mysterious cream to your face?
Asking for a friend...
'i will think about it and come back on boxing day'. So he gave me a leaflet with his name, number and company.

Sorry. I am male. Yes the cream felt good, but was irritating my contact lenses.

I am not a woman nor a number...I am a free man
.I am not a woman nor a number...I am a free man

the cosmetic industry simply takes advantage of a gullible and stupid general public (i work in the industry).
I don't know what happened, but I was sitting on this chair and the salesman was applying a soothing cream under my eye.

+1Do you regularly allow strange men to apply mysterious cream to your face?
yes, they asked if he was allergic to heterosexualityDid they ask if you've ever had an allergic reaction to anything before putting stuff on your face?

+1
yes, they asked if he was allergic to heterosexuality![]()
Buy some organic, set, coconut oil.
£5 for nature's own perfect skin food and you have saved yourself £120.
Or, pay a perfect 10 nineteen year old £100 to rub it in - and you have still saved £15!
.Or, pay a perfect 10 nineteen year old £100 to rub it in - and you have still saved £15!
Buy some organic, set, coconut oil.
£5 for nature's own perfect skin food and you have saved yourself £120.
Or, pay a perfect 10 nineteen year old £100 to rub it in - and you have still saved £15!