Any volunteers lads?

Danthus · 8 Jan 2016 at 22:26

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...-infertile-by-flicking-a-switch-a6802766.html

:eek:

aardvark · 8 Jan 2016 at 22:28

UTmaniac · 8 Jan 2016 at 22:29

Could be awkward if the switch switches by accident, or by intention by the woman, during a moment of romance (to the fertile position)!

Derek W · 8 Jan 2016 at 22:29

Invented by a German carpenter

Experienced in wood then :eek:

RJC · 8 Jan 2016 at 22:30

er no

Danthus · 8 Jan 2016 at 22:31

UTmaniac said:
Could be awkward if the switch switches by accident, or by intention by the woman, during a moment of romance (to the fertile position)!

There is a safety lock.

Malevolence · 8 Jan 2016 at 22:32

**** that for a game of soldiers! That's akin to something that Kryten would have.

Skeeter · 8 Jan 2016 at 22:33

The surgery required sees a valve, less than an inch long and weighing less than a tenth of an ounce, implanted on the vas deferens, the ducts that carry sperm from the testicles.

I feel "less than" has been used rather inappropriately here! :eek:

Danthus · 8 Jan 2016 at 22:48

"Are we playing safe tonight love"

"Yeah"

"Flick that switch baby!"

helpimcrap · 8 Jan 2016 at 23:01

I'm unemployed, how much does it pay!?

The biggest w***** going it has been said!

Fuzz · 8 Jan 2016 at 23:22

sperm will be present in the first ejaculation......

"Sorry love, I need to jack off before we can have safe sex"
Mood killer much!

V F · 8 Jan 2016 at 23:28

exasperated said:
adds whole new meaning to 'turned on' doesn't it. Does it come with an LED indicator light?

captaingrumpy said:
Yes , it shines out your rear end.

A warning indicator or harvesting energy under braking?

Hiijinx · 8 Jan 2016 at 23:42

I would actually try this

Sounds much nicer than silican injected into me and having to use acid to remove it.

Spuddy · 8 Jan 2016 at 23:45

I feel violated.

Tunney · 8 Jan 2016 at 23:48

Not until there's a Bluetooth version.

Mynight · 9 Jan 2016 at 00:10

Hiijinx said:
I would actually try this
Sounds much nicer than silican injected into me and having to use acid to remove it.

Idk using acid might make for a fun time.

MooMoo444 · 9 Jan 2016 at 00:10

I think it's a great invention, but it looks a bit awkward to be fiddling with your junk looking for switches and safety buttons. Better if it was remote or something haha

DJMK4 · 9 Jan 2016 at 00:13

Very awkward! Lol!

Then what happens, it was the switch! What the hell

No way

Amp34 · 9 Jan 2016 at 00:13

I'm all for male contraception but I don't think this has been thought through properly.

A switch on the scrotum? How do you know you (or your partner) haven't accidentally turned it on/off? Also why a switch on the scrotum? It makes it seem like one day you'll want to be fertile, the next you'll want to switch it off so you don't impregnate someone. :confused:

Mynight · 9 Jan 2016 at 00:14

I was reading about this on slashdot and one of the comments said after getting the snip you've still got maybe 20 shots left before you're clear.

If that is true (maybe someone from the snip thread can confirm) then this sounds useless for a spur of the moment thing. So it's more akin to a maybe reversible snip than a contraceptive.