Any volunteers lads?

Don't see the point of switch being accessible, I can't see many men wanting to be able change from fertile to infertile in an instant.

Should change the design so it requires a visit to the docs to reverse, then you have the option of going back without the worry of the switch changing "during".
 
Needs to be a bathroom pull cord style switch for maximum sexiness. Tbh why stop there? Multi-function switch and remote to control the lights and electrical devices... never lose the remote down the back of the sofa again.
 
Experienced in wood then :eek:

He must be branching out.

I had it fitted, flicked the switch, next doors garage doors opened.

A bathroom pull cord could be dangerous if it got caught between the ladies teeth during the romance phase.

If you have to do a sex wee once in order to be 'firing on empty' there is a need to factor in 5 minutes plus a kip following the "W" + "Anchor's" cocoa before the second bout of sexytime. Not forgetting the phone call warning your neighbour. ;)
 
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Needs to be a bathroom pull cord style switch for maximum sexiness. Tbh why stop there? Multi-function switch and remote to control the lights and electrical devices... never lose the remote down the back of the sofa again.


Nah, a dial. 0 to 11.

"How impregnated to you want to be baby? I go all the way to 11 ;)!

Don't see the point of switch being accessible, I can't see many men wanting to be able change from fertile to infertile in an instant.

Should change the design so it requires a visit to the docs to reverse, then you have the option of going back without the worry of the switch changing "during".

If the system is designed to last for a decade or more then some kind of home "kit" would make sense. I'd guess some kind of magnetic "switch" could work, where you needed a special implement to switch it, which you get given at installation but that wouldn't need any power. You could then have it on when not wanting kids and then when you do you can turn it on and off when needed.
 
Firmware UPdates could be a problem. :eek:

Just plug it in to the nearest available port :p

Does seem a bit weird to have to be playing around with your testicles to switch them on or off but I'd imagine something like this could be useful for married couples for when they're trying and not trying.

Has to be a better way than a toggle switch though.
 
Like has already been mentioned why would you want to switch between the two states from one moment to the next?

Its nice that it can act as a permanent form of contraception but if i was going to go with something more invasive than a pill i would choose something less elaborate like Vasalgel.
 
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