Albufeira - Is it just Lager Lout Britain in the sun?

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My girlfriend and her extended family want a sunny, beach, all inclusive, do nothing holiday and have picked Albufeira. Because it's "cheap". I'm expected to go.

On the face of it, I really don't want to go. I imagine it to be full of Daily Record reading, fry-up eating, Carling drinking overweight Brits. Which sounds exactly like my workplace and therefore hell. I imagine it's like Magaluf/Tenerife and all the other awful package holiday places. Add to the mix two young children, with doting family members and my dislike of children.

However, am I being completely unreasonable and the typical OcUK snob?

I don't enjoy holidays lounging on the beach, sitting in a pool or getting as drunk as possible. I'd rather be out exploring towns, markets, eating great food and seeing fantastic scenery. I prefer an adventure, rather than a package holiday. If I want to do nothing, I'd do it at home.

I've been told it'll be £770 each for a week from the 1st of July which seems eye wateringly expensive to me (and indeed it is according to my brief search on lollypop.com). I reckon there'll be at least another £300 on top of that bringing the total closer to £1100! I'm budgeting £1500 for 2 weeks in India in April, which gives an idea of what I think about budget.

So, is it actually good? Or is it just good for those that want to do nothing and have a little bit of Britain in the sun? (Of course, nothing wrong with wanting those types of holidays, it's just not for me! I actually wish I could do nothing for a week, but I'd get bored halfway through day one.).

I've put forward the idea of me flying into Lisbon, where I'd spend a few days and then driving down there for a couple of nights and driving back. This brings the costs down massively, but it's gone down like a complete lead balloon.

So, enlighten me!
 
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Algarve is actually pretty nice. Its more sedate and relaxing then the example of Magaluf.

Plus you can always go treasure hunting for missing children ;)
 
£1100 for a beach holiday? That's horrible. But then I also hate beach holidays.

Totally depends on much you need to stay on her good side mind!
 
Back in the 90's I spent 8 months in the Algarve working as a barman. I lived in a small town called Olhos de Agua which is just a few miles down the coast from Albufeira. Back then, Albufeira was a small to medium sized beach town with a vibrant nightlife and lots of Brits on holiday and also ex-pats running bars or doing Timeshare etc. It's a nice place but it's spoiled by the fact that there are so many Brits out there to be honest. It's not a true representation of Portugal. Olhos de Agua was a lot smaller and sedate but didn't have much in the way of things to do. Just lots of bars and a small beach. If drinking and nightlife is your thing then the Algarve is fantastic. Spend your day's on the beach and nights in the clubs.

If you want a more cultured experience then go to Lisbon. Or travel inland and visit the many places of interest there.
 
The main strip in Albufeira isn't particularly nice but it's okay. The people are usually a bit older and it isn't really full of young binge drinkers

Back in the 90's I spent 8 months in the Algarve working as a barman. I lived in a small town called Olhos de Agua which is just a few miles down the coast from Albufeira.

Olhos de Agua is a good place to go for a quiet chill out by the pool/beach and within a short taxi journey to Albufeira for restaurants etc. The Clay Oven is great for a curry. Overall Portugal > Spain imo.

What bar did you work in Sliver? Is it still there?
 
£1100 for a beach holiday? That's horrible. But then I also hate beach holidays.

Totally depends on much you need to stay on her good side mind!

Yep. You could go skiing for a week and keep the change! Barcelona cost me around 500ish each for a week Inc spending, and Prague 300ish... Way better things to do for that kinda money.
 
What bar did you work in Sliver? Is it still there?

It was my cousin Dawn and her then boyfriend Kevin who I worked for. They worked initially in Mike's Bar, which is still there as far as I know, and then they set their own up just 30 yards away but it was only open for one season and then folded. So I worked in both of them. Then Dawn went to the Lemon Bar and worked there, and I think that's still open.

It was a great experience and I enjoyed it but it was hand to mouth living. I never had much cash and was happy to return to the UK at the end of the season.

Some of the Portuguese girls were real stunners. Happy days ! :D
 
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There are 2 parts to albufiera, the strip which is a little bit like what you are dreading but no where near as bad as Magaluf, then there is the old town which is far more pleasant and is filled with nice bars and restaurants, more of a family setting, I like the place and have been around half a dozen times due to the fact I can borrow an apartment so it works out nice and cheap for a weeks holiday. I would pick Portugal over many Spanish resorts as it is more pleasant and the people tend to be much more friendly. It's not cheap though, I would say a little more expensive than here, London aside.
 
I thought it was alright when I was there to be honest.

Although for a sunny do nothing holiday we went to Cape Verde and that probably cost less than what you are paying. Sod all the mind but the all inclusive hotels are good!
 
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