Just seen a fight in the shops....

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anticonscience said:
I was just in a queue at the shops when two men in front of me started arguing!

One pushed the other and shouted "four, nine."

The other pushed him back harder shouting, "sixteen, twenty-five."

The cashier behind the till got on the tannoy and called for security saying, "I need some help, we've got a couple of men squaring up to each other!"
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Aww diddums.
 
jsmoke said:
Needs a bit more to connect why they would be saying those numbers in the first place it's too random you could say anything like, cod, haddock, plaice, 'oh there something fishy about those guys'. Disconnected!
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you do realise 'squaring up' is the term used when two people face each other, posturing, about to fight?
 
Were they wearing tracksuits? This sort of thing is becoming much more common with the rate that the lower class is multiplying! It all adds up.

Another consequence of the social divide.
 
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Told this joke in the office. Got some right laughs. Nice one!

Teknobry said:
you do realise 'squaring up' is the term used when two people face each other, posturing, about to fight?
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You're speaking to jsmoke here, have some decency :p
 
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