100,000th visitor to website to live with porn star.
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My local radio DJ was trying to be all 'shocked' about this. I just laughed and thought lucky *******!
Now, having seen him and the "prize" I'm inclined to laugh even harder. I doubt he'll take up the prize, but in a few years time he will wish he had!
Now, having seen him and the "prize" I'm inclined to laugh even harder. I doubt he'll take up the prize, but in a few years time he will wish he had!
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16 year old spending a month in a hotel with a porn star?
I think Durex's share price just went through the roof
They'll be on Jeremy Kyle before you know it.
Dunno about you guys, but as a child this would have been a nightmare two fold.
1- Explaining to your mother you were on a site that sell special arms for masterbating. (blatently what they are, for computer games! Whatever)
2- Explaining your going to live with a PornStar.
My mother would probably disown me there and then. What a decision for a 16yr old to make. I know i'd have had no where to live after the 30 days. Worth it though.
1- Explaining to your mother you were on a site that sell special arms for masterbating. (blatently what they are, for computer games! Whatever)
2- Explaining your going to live with a PornStar.
My mother would probably disown me there and then. What a decision for a 16yr old to make. I know i'd have had no where to live after the 30 days. Worth it though.
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Or, "Doesn't matter, going to have sex."
My parents would have enough trouble with it now (mid 30s) never mind at 16.
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Simply wow !
At least his mum doesn't have to wash his sheets or that special 'towel' for a month whilst he is living in the hotel.
Will he ever recover and have a proper relationship after this episode in his life ?
At least his mum doesn't have to wash his sheets or that special 'towel' for a month whilst he is living in the hotel.
Will he ever recover and have a proper relationship after this episode in his life ?
Maybe they'll be all plutonic and such and play Monopoloy and drink Super Shakes with Ice and reminisce about the first Daffodil in Spring as the mist envelopes the grass around their feet.
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Lol.....orrrrr...............he'll be busting nuts so hard that she'll hire him into the 'industry'
It's ok to stand up for yourself when you're 30 you know
.I can't help but think marketing stunt. Doubt it's legitimate like that three breasted woman.
I'm not convinced he is so lucky.
After all, if he gets laid then, well, to channel my inner Star Trek, boldly going where half the males in the Russian porn have already been? ... no thanks. And if he isn't, then ... just, why bother?
A month with a friend of my choice in a fancy hotel? Sure. With a porn star? No.
After all, if he gets laid then, well, to channel my inner Star Trek, boldly going where half the males in the Russian porn have already been? ... no thanks. And if he isn't, then ... just, why bother?
A month with a friend of my choice in a fancy hotel? Sure. With a porn star? No.
I know I hardly looked old at 16 but i did think he looked younger than that.
I'd do it, just to say I've banged a fit porn star. besides, you can't deny that she is fit.
After a light bit of research, I can confirm she is a goer.
