Google says tennis player.
Looking at her pictures has certainly given me a bad case of "tennis elbow"
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Looking at her pictures has certainly given me a bad case of "tennis elbow"
It's ok to stand up for yourself when you're 30 you know.
I can't help but think marketing stunt. Doubt it's legitimate like that three breasted woman.
lol - they'd still probably disown me though
Likewise I suspect marketing stunt.
Soldato
His life plan has changed forever. He'll probably end up on some Russian reality TV show where he'll get a record contract, then onto LA for the movie deal. He'll get into a rocky romance with a wealthy socialite, thin, blonde, dysfunctional family history and drug dependency. Finally he'll end up dead on the pavement outside the Viper Room when that cocktail of drugs he'd taken was just too much for his body to take:
Or maybe he'll just vanish into obscurity. His 15 minutes of fame forever out of reach in a life destined for ordinary boredom. Still, he'll always have that memory fap to fall back on.
Or maybe he'll just vanish into obscurity. His 15 minutes of fame forever out of reach in a life destined for ordinary boredom. Still, he'll always have that memory fap to fall back on.
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Soldato
Let's get real guys, who'd want to smash a pasty that's all crumbly and past it's due date?
She's hardly past her due date ^^^.
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Google says tennis player.
not my google
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Good for a few days until she starts complaining like all women do.
Caporegime
Lol
.But your joke needed cutting as per the above, imho
.Yu no recognise sarcasm?
Soldato
Yu no recognise sarcasm?
Oh, we really need a sarcasm smiley on these forums. Sorry, that one went over my head.
Caporegime
If this really happens, I reckon the kid will end up spending most of the time playing video games while she invites loads of people round to her hotel room to pass the time.
No way is he providing her with any entertainment beyond the initial deflowering.
No way is he providing her with any entertainment beyond the initial deflowering.
Soldato
Why not? He might be hung like a baboon and be a sensual lover. Maybe they'll spend the whole month in the sack. Or maybe a quickie and a month on the beach. He's still a winner. lol
Soldato
Kid is only 14, doesn't qualify.
I want a re-draw once my name in the hat, rigged in my favour.
I want a re-draw once my name in the hat, rigged in my favour.
Caporegime
Could be, but if were a betting man - she'll lose interest quickly and the room will be filled with C-list Russian glitterazzi faster than his first ejaculation.
He might come out the other side mentally damaged and lacking in any sense of self-pride.
Or maybe I'm just jealous?!
Soldato
His mother says he is 16. Some official list has him at 14. I think I'd take his mothers word over some council document. If you're own mother doesn't know how old you are, then somethings rotten in Denmark.
Caporegime
Or, his mother secretly wants him to go through with it for the PR and the objection is all a big act. She looks like she likes PR.
Soldato
I think he'll come out with his head held high. Every 16 year old is obsessed with losing their virginity, if they haven't already, I bet he's loving life right now.
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Best prize ever!
LMAO!
LMAO!