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Just ban thugs. Have a 0 tolerance policy on malicious misconduct and have appropriate introduction to contact to avoid injury through negligence
	
		
			
		
		
	
				
			I agree its stupid to force kids to play rugby an intentionally contact sport. I never enjoyed it and most of the other kids didn't either. In canada at university i played flag football, ie you wear a flag and the tackler had to catch you and pull it off you, rather than crunching you. Much more fun tbh.
Just ban rugby, tbh. It's a game for thugs
Was that an all girls school?

Ok so we get rid of compulsory rugby, may as well get rid of cricket and football as you can get injuries in them too. Also track and field as well, gymnastics, swimming(you might drown) What's left? Netball?
Don't forget to get rid of stairs! Hundreds of people die from falling down stairs every year, BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

Don't forget to get rid of stairs! Hundreds of people die from falling down stairs every year, BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

It's a gentlemans sport. You fight for 80 minutes shake hands and are mates again. You also need half a brain to understand the rules.
Running = bad for your knees
Football = hacked shins (and makes you into a big girl's blouse who cries when he trips over a blade of grass)
Hockey = smashed shins and smacked in the face with a stick
Rugby = concussions and dislocated limbs
Croquet = might trip over one of the hoops and snap your spine like a twig.
Sitting on the sofa all day playing video games = heart disease.
Bit of a no-win scenario there really!
There's risk inherent in everything...
Running = bad for your knees
Football = hacked shins (and makes you into a big girl's blouse who cries when he trips over a blade of grass)
Hockey = smashed shins and smacked in the face with a stick
Rugby = concussions and dislocated limbs
Croquet = might trip over one of the hoops and snap your spine like a twig.
Sitting on the sofa all day playing video games = heart disease.
Bit of a no-win scenario there really!
There's risk inherent in everything...
My wife recently had a chap come into her hospital who had a serious croquet injury. Someone (presumably upon sealing a victory) had flung a croquet hoop into the air, and it had landed with the spike through this guy's skull. He died.
So, y'know, danger all around.
But throwing the Croquet hoop into the air is not part of the game. The comparison is like pulling a goal post out and dropping it on someone's head so how does it compare?
 
	