A moral dilema...

SPG

SPG

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So time to turn to GD for general guidance on the following. Before I start, no I will not follow MIG home so I can poop through his letterbox, or anywhere else.

I like to swim, generally I swim before work everyday anything from 1k to 2k depending on time (sometimes I just hit snooze more than once) So part of the treat of going for a swim in the morning is the steam room, Sauna etc is pretty quiet and a nice place to relax and plan the day in my head for work etc.

Apart from one Mad Indian Guy (MIG from here on in) all MIG wants to do is talk, talk with a very strong accent which takes even more concentration to understand, talk and talk and talk all I want to do is sit in the glorious heat of the sauna and wallow in my thoughts of winning the lottery and how to spend 35million or not think about the MILF in the jacuzzi.

So how would you deal with MIG, Ignoring him doesn't work he just rabbits on about something or other, Give a response and kiss your 15 mins of peace goodbye. I have taken to being a complete coward and pretend to be asleep and maybe give a slight mumble.

However his rants about not being to be able to go on holiday to Europe any more is quite funny as everyone thinks he is a terrorist, so his wife only wants to go to Scotland as it less hassle. That and he is 100% in favour of Brexit as he quite really xenophobic when it comes to the Polish, Romanian / eastern block countries.
 
Tell him you are half Polish and half Romanian, he'll leave you alone.

Have you tried going at a different time to avoid him or talking to him and saying you wish to have some peace and quiet?
 
Take an extremely obvious interest in every word he says, elaborate on it to the nth degree and really go OTT, laugh at his jokes, ask him questions about every single thing he says. Basically, give him the first date treatment or the psycho girlfriend routine.

He'll leave you alone, trust me.
 
If he hates people from Polish, Romanian / eastern block countries then he better stay away Scotland as we have loads of them here.

Man up and just tell him to STFU and leave you alone.
 
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