The Queen's 90th Birthday

I have a colleague from South Africa who was over here last year and he was desperate to go to the Tower of London to see the crown jewels and Buckingham palace. He was asking me so many questions about our royals and our history. He was totally enthused by the whole thing and I felt a bit embarrassed I didn't know more.

It is only the British that don't like the pomp and circumstance it seems. Everyone else who isn't a miserable cynic sees what they represent for this nation.


The Tower of London and Buckingham Palace would continue to be tourist attractions if we didn't have a Monarchy.
 
When I rule the world.

The entire UK royal family lets down to the 30th Cousin (+ close friends) will be shot and mess left over will be fed to the pigs.
 
When I rule the world.

The entire UK royal family lets down to the 30th Cousin (+ close friends) will be shot and mess left over will be fed to the pigs.

Only the 30th cousin? I think that's about two eighths of the way through their European bloodline...

:p
 
I love it when people say "Oh hasn't she/he done well to get to XX age".

Well you would to if you lived in luxury all your life, Never worked a day in your life apart from cutting a ribbon and got everything paid for you.
 
I love it when people say "Oh hasn't she/he done well to get to XX age".

Well you would to if you lived in luxury all your life, Never worked a day in your life apart from cutting a ribbon and got everything paid for you.

There's also the curse of being a Royal. I very much doubt they can do anything and I mean absolutely anything we would consider normal. It's very different from being just wealthy.
 
Yeah, I don't consider what she does as working.
I'm sure she has duties, like the opening of parliament, a long standing tv series with 1 episodes every year, and making Phils tea.
I think she just normally hangs around in the palace in a pair of "juicy" sweatpants, Ugg boots and a cheap comfy top by George from Asda.
I also think she plays slither.
 
Only the 30th cousin? I think that's about two eighths of the way through their European bloodline...

:p

As world leader I also have to be generous.

p.s

Your card is marked for critiquing the new world order of SPG.

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VIVA EL PREZIDENTI SPG
 
Yeah, I don't consider what she does as working.
I'm sure she has duties, like the opening of parliament, a long standing tv series with 1 episodes every year, and making Phils tea.
I think she just normally hangs around in the palace in a pair of "juicy" sweatpants, Ugg boots and a cheap comfy top by George from Asda.
I also think she plays slither.

She is actually more of an Agar.io fan as it tends to hold people to their relative hierarchy more. In slither, even the most peasant snake can overthrow the most king of cobras.
 
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