Redback spider bites Australian man on penis

garsands · 27 Apr 2016 at 12:22

How's your day going?
From BBC News site
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-36136635

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/...source=AdelaideAdvertiser&utm_medium=Facebook

doofer · 27 Apr 2016 at 12:23

Keep the swelling but take the pain away!

Rroff · 27 Apr 2016 at 12:23

I've pulled a muscle in my neck which is painful but I think that tops my injury...

Cosimo · 27 Apr 2016 at 12:27

Spiders don't like to be disturbed when they're in the loo. Hope it recovered from the shock.

Clav · 27 Apr 2016 at 13:51

"Man viciously attacks spider with schlong"

Sliver · 27 Apr 2016 at 14:02

Well, if you don't look when you sling your hook . . . I bet he's more cautious where he drains the main vein from now on.

wez130 · 27 Apr 2016 at 14:48

And to think, i spent about 14 hours sat in a field in Sydney on NYE without even considering poisonous spiders! I'm one lucky guy haha

Jamesyboyjim · 27 Apr 2016 at 15:04

people will attempt to make love to anything!

Maybe it was a myth but I'm sure I read about a guy who nearly / did die after having sex with a hornets nest! :eek:

Hades · 27 Apr 2016 at 18:34

Balls to that. I bet he felt a dick getting help.

Sliver · 27 Apr 2016 at 18:35

Hades said:
Balls to that. I bet he felt a dick getting help.

I think it was the other way around. He had his dick felt to get help.

Amp34 · 27 Apr 2016 at 18:43

Has he been arrested on bestiality charges? did they take a victims statement from be spider?

Mynight · 27 Apr 2016 at 18:47

Jamesyboyjim said:
Maybe it was a myth but I'm sure I read about a guy who nearly / did die after having sex with a hornets nest!

Darwin would be dissapointed.

Haggisman · 27 Apr 2016 at 19:17

Mynight said:
Darwin would be dissapointed.

Only about the "nearly" part

Mynight · 27 Apr 2016 at 19:18

Haggisman said:
Only about the "nearly" part

I imagine he'd be disappointing with the guy dying from such a dumb thing as well

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datalol-jack · 27 Apr 2016 at 20:59

Nah, anti-venom for that beasty is in common circulation now; provided you aren't a bloke who hides from 'medical things', you'll live. Couldn't have been pretty when he got to A&E, mind.

Mynight · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:03

Home remedies has got a bit overkill now they have alternatives to viagra

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datalol-jack · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:11

Wonder if he'll turn into an Aussie Spider-Man now.

Mr-White · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:12

What a ball ache

datalol-jack · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:13

He spun an intricate web for himself.

Participant · 27 Apr 2016 at 21:14

Throw another penis on the arachnid