I went to an italian fancy dress party dressed as an island

The pun is one of Tim Vine's. (Or at least he's used it)

The magnolia joke I've heard on a TV show, maybe 'not going out' with lee mack in it. :p
 
[FnG]magnolia;29510317 said:
Is joke from Latvia. I tell now.

Joke: Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
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:D
 
[FnG]magnolia;29510317 said:
Is joke from Latvia. I tell now.

Joke: Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
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11/10

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[FnG]magnolia;29510317 said:
Is joke from Latvia. I tell now.

Joke: Latvian try to cross river. Has dog, potatoes, and dead son's body. Can only take two across river at one time. If he leave dog with potatoes or corpse, dog eat them. Is very sad. Also is not good boat.
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You said that before and I ended up reading up on all these 'Latvian' jokes and told them all to the missus. I think she probably hates you now.
 
Muz333 said:
You said that before and I ended up reading up on all these 'Latvian' jokes and told them all to the missus. I think she probably hates you now.
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I believe I told the second best Latvian joke ever in that thread.

One day, hear knock on door.
Man ask "Who is?"
"Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"
Man is very excite and opens door.
Is not potato man, is secret police.

:(
 
Another Latvian joke...

Question: Why did chicken cross road?

Answer: I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers rape her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.
 
When I saw this ghastly ensemble walk through the door, I couldn't help but choke on my veniceon. In fact it was so bad, my heart skipped a beat; panicked, I procida to ask-a for a panarea for my irregular rhythm, but was told to keep my trap shut and stop being such a barbana. Lots of giglio but no help, such mates are worse than gorgonas! I wanted to torcello the whole place but thought better of it. So I elba-ed my way to the toilets for some respite. I'd ripped off my expensive Zannone sweater when I heard-a San Michele callin'. Didn't have a chance-a to even go full vulcano on the porcelain thron-e. What a minore inconvenience, eh? But no point kicking the cannero down the road, when tis time to go to montecristo, no point worrying what yer pantelleria might look like to the cleaners!

:D
 
Might as well expand our travels...

Went to see a Mexican magician last night. He said he was going to disappear on the count of 3. So he says "uno, dos.." and POOF! just like that he disappears without a tres.
 
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